Dick Herder

A person who is so attractive that regardless of gender a flock of penises surrounds them.

Melissa is a dick herder there are always dudes trying to get that

by VEnvy November 27, 2010

dick headery

the verb of dick head

e.g that was the height of dick headery

by dfhfks May 27, 2010

Dick Harder

When you get scared and horny at the same time.

Sheesh! That was a bit of a fucking 'dick harder', wunnit?

by DinnerPlateDarling69 July 1, 2023

dick harder than a coconut

a pickup line for when you are trying to complement a Homo sapiens(male)

“oh boi your dick harder than a coconut”

by aaron phuas tight shirt January 9, 2021

Absence makes the dick grow harder

When someone becomes more attractive to you when you haven’t seen them in a long time. Basically, your image of them in your head becomes more attractive.

Matthew: I thought you were over Terrry?
Sam: I haven’t seen him in a month, and you know what they say, absence makes the dick grow harder.

by Trainyardtrash June 2, 2019

harder than a wedding dick

A southern way of saying that something is as hard as a rock.

Boy, these biscuits here at Cracker Barrel are harder than a wedding dick!

by WesNile November 26, 2007

dickheadery

word used to describe the behaviour of a dickhead...

(in the same way a "stupidity" is used to describe the behaviour of a stupid person).

"Why did he do that?! Why does he need to indugle in this dickheadery?"

by StompKat September 12, 2009