dick hand 

noun; A condition often observed after a man masturbates, or when a woman gropes a man's genitals, and fails to wash his/her hands sufficiently or at all afterwards. Symptoms may be less or more severe depending on the frequency and thoroughness with which the male washes his penis, and may include foul odor, damp skin, and in severe cases, the presence of semen on the sufferer's hand(s).

Even without close examination, I could tell by the smell that Tyler had contracted a severe case of dick hand.

dick hand by clint August 24, 2004

dick hand 

The hand a prostitute uses to grab a dick.

This is my dick hand, and that is my pimp hand.

dick hand by Michalak October 4, 2003

Dick Hand 

Corporate franchise employee(s) responsible for preparing food and drink for the general public regardless of the fact that said employee may have a phallic protrusion growing on their hand(s). Also note this condition may be worsened by the growth coming into contact with (or being used to stir) hot beverages. It should also be noted that although not required, the "Dick Hand" in question is not required to be covered by food safe latex gloves - but indefinitely should be. See also "Sticky Bag".

"My whole afternoon was farruged as that horrible Dick Hand molested my delicious beverage - that moment changed my for life forever."

Dick Hand by Maradeath March 26, 2010

Limp-Dick Hand 

When a fag with has a very soft, loose limp hand, like that of a chubby penis, specifically a fag named Marcus, while another friend, specifically one named Judson, recalls sexual adventures and then acts as if they have a deeper meaning to them.

Damn, at rehearsal today, Marcus totally had a Limp-Dick hand.

Limp-Dick Hand by Jssbsksnxj January 13, 2017

Second Hand Dick Breath

When you share saliva though sharing a drink, kissing, licking etc. With one of the persons sucking dick earlier passing that dick breath to the other person causing second hand dick breath.

John: Me and my mom used to share drinks together when we were little.
Jace: You know your mom used to suck a lot of dick right? That means you have second hand dick breath.

Second Hand Dick Breath by YourBoiSkinyPenis October 22, 2016

with his dick in hand

Not knowing what the fuck to do in any given situation.

He's shit at this game. It's like he is walking around with his dick in hand.

with his dick in hand by Limpy1732 October 25, 2017

DHS-Dick In Hand Syndrome 

The state which men enter when they are horny and all the blood in thier body surges to thier member which renders men certifiably stupid. Inevitably allowing them to make regretable decisions due to the lack of blood flow to the brain (crainium not member!)

This guy i met last week wont stop texting me.I should have never sent him that pic because he clearly has DHS-Dick In Hand Syndrome now.

DHS-Dick In Hand Syndrome by NaughtybutProper September 10, 2012