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Dick Freak 

A girls who is crazy about big hard cocks, usually will only date guys who are very big. whenever they are with a guy there is only one subject of conversation..... his dick. She will pull it out and play with it every chance she gets.
My girlfriend is only 15 but she is such a dick freak. She's constantly getting in my pants
Dick Freak by drbubba February 23, 2009

Dick-Nosed Freak 

When some guy is a complete douche, and has a nasty looking nose. Pretty much a made up term, but it's funny to use.
That guy is such a dick-nosed freak
Dick-Nosed Freak by Pet_Grandma July 24, 2009

Dick Suckin Freak 

A person who is just generally weird and likes to suck dick. Typically a female.
Man 1: You're a dick suckin freak!
Women 1: Am not! I've only sucked one dick!

freaky dick 

Private sexual experiences of closeted gays who publicly advocate against gay rights.
Ted Haggard got freaky dick while he was the leader of the National Association of Evangelicals. Idaho Senator Larry Craig is into freaky dick even though he voted for a constitutional amendment that would prohibit marriage between people of the same gender.
freaky dick by JHowardB September 5, 2007

dickbreaker 

during sex in the missionary position; when your penis slips out of the vagina and you complete an additional stroke, your cock runs into the taint, or in this scenario, 'the dickbreaker'.
Last night I hit the dickbreaker....
dickbreaker by Blubberboy March 30, 2008
Dude, you're such a dickfreak.
Dickfreak by Mr.Cool1234 April 30, 2010

Dickbreaker 

When a women is so hot you are willing to break your dick off inside her during sex.
Oliva Munn is a dickbreaker to me.
Dickbreaker by Planetcontrol June 17, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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