Definitions by JHowardB

freaky dick 

Private sexual experiences of closeted gays who publicly advocate against gay rights.

Ted Haggard got freaky dick while he was the leader of the National Association of Evangelicals. Idaho Senator Larry Craig is into freaky dick even though he voted for a constitutional amendment that would prohibit marriage between people of the same gender.

freaky dick by JHowardB September 5, 2007