Dick Blood

Just that, blood from an injured penis.

Did you hear about Randall? His foreskin tore during sex. He had to drive home with a towel on the seat so it wouldn't get stained with the neverending stream of seeping dick blood.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 November 09, 2018

Dick in the blood

When someone is genetically a dickhead, or a doushebag by default.

If you are under the age of 80 and drive 15 mph in a 40 mph lane with no medical emergency,disability or car malfunction..you most likely have "dick in the blood"

by Ghosferatu August 25, 2019

blood dick

A man who has intercourse with a woman who is menstruating.

Aww, man. You fucked Jenny while she was on the rag? You're such a blood dick.

by Ibby72 January 16, 2011

shit on my dick or blood on my knife

what one inmate tells another when he wants some action. the inmate either chooses sodomy or murder

Yo punk ass beesh, shit on my dick or blood on my knife!

by aaron January 24, 2005

Dick in the blood

When someone is genetically a dickhead, or a doushebag by default.

If you are under the age of 80 and drive 15 mph in a 40 mph lane with no medical emergency,disability or car malfunction..you most likely have "dick in the blood"

by Ghosferatu August 25, 2019