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When you jack off too hard without sufficient lubrication and rub the skin on your dick raw, to the point where it starts to bleed.
I got a case of bloody dick last night because I was outta lotion.
by qtipextra May 11, 2011
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Jan 20 Word of the Day
A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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by Peach_emoji December 13, 2020
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dick that’s bloody after a period is on the dick
god damn you’re period is on my dick now it’s a bloody dick, it’s a dick with blood on it. look at that it’s a bloodydick
by karendicksucker December 30, 2019
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When fireball cinnamon whiskey is poured and then lathered on your cock to be sucked
I sucked that bloody dick last night bru! Bonerific!
by Kalboy November 07, 2020
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