When you are so tired of work, had an awesome weekend, realize its Monday 7am; you hate your job and your manger, you decide to make up some crazy excuse not to go in.
Is an artist/rapper/multi-instrumentalist from New York. Best known for the album Rock Is Sleeping featuring hit songs such as Fish Have Feelings, Betrayal Has No Friends and September Cries.
The supposedly long awaited (and self published) memoire of Samantha Markle wherein she promised to ‘spill the tea’ on Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, but as usual failed to deliver.
A hilarious comedian born in Cuba and raised in New Jersey. Known for his over-the-top style of comedy and vivid imagery, Joey Diaz is a comic who has a joke for everyone. Endless stories about his cocaine days and growing up in Jersey and Colorado have legendary status. His vernacular is one of a kind and will make you feel as if you're a character on "The Sopranos". Considered by some to be the funniest man alive, it won't hurt to check some of his specials out or even his podcast called "The Church of What's Happening Now" (Uncle Joey's Joint as of 2020).
"Last night I watched one of Joey Diaz's podcasts, I couldn't hold my laughter for more than a minute at a time."
Male lead and deuteragonist of Star vs. the Forces of Evil. An insecure safe kid/bad boy who comes out of his shell thanks to Star. Many fans of the show call him a harem protagonist because he is shipped with a lot of girls in the show like Star, his best friend who has a crush on him, Jackie who is his crush from kindergarten who later became his girlfriend, Janna who is a stalker friend of Marco and probably has a crush on him, and Hekapoo who is the dimensional scissors enforcer and forger and a member of the Magic High Commission and Marco probably dated her during his 16 year trial in her dimension which is 8 minutes in Earth while Jackie is still his girlfriend.
Guy 1: When I grow up I wanna be like Marco Diaz
Guy 2: You mean the harem protagonist of that TV-Y7 show Star vs. the Forces of Evil