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Heidi Date
When a girl leads you on in believing that you are on a first date but strings you along as friends in order to get more free dinner and drinks
Mike went on a date with this girl thinking she was the one. She turned out to be a Heidi Date after putting him in the friend zone when she finished the lobster.
Heidi Date by will bitten January 23, 2017
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Diet-inspired diabetes
When the glamourous lifestyle you aspire to includes donuts, sugary drinks, and large portions, you are bound to develop "diet-inspired diabetes"
This is different from "diet controlled diabetes" (as this type suggests you make at least a feeble effort to control your diet.)
Diet-inspired diabetics are drawn to each other and often need to pool their resources in later life to pay for wheelchair ramps and prosthetic limbs.
One such club is known as the DOLAAT's ("Dying One Limb At A Time"). Such a popular club that there are chapters of DOLAATs in every nursing home across North America.
This is different from "diet controlled diabetes" (as this type suggests you make at least a feeble effort to control your diet.)
Diet-inspired diabetics are drawn to each other and often need to pool their resources in later life to pay for wheelchair ramps and prosthetic limbs.
One such club is known as the DOLAAT's ("Dying One Limb At A Time"). Such a popular club that there are chapters of DOLAATs in every nursing home across North America.
Man, those folks are in rough shape but they look so happy eating all those treats. I'm inspired to get diet-inspired diabetes too so I can join the DOLAAT club. I can't wait to wear a too-tight white T-shirt and have wheelchair races with them!
Diet-inspired diabetes by Mandi Harmony September 9, 2016
Cooking Date
A great way if you don’t have a lot of money or your budget doesn’t allow you to do things on a grand scale for your date. A cooking date makes you more creative when upping your romance game. Its cooking with seduction mixed in. Basically making your cooking game hot and sexy. Kissing and nibbling in the kitchen whether it’s on the back of the neck or on the lips. All done while chopping, cutting, stirring , rinsing, straining or
tasting food can lead to touching which can ultimately lead to another kind of cooking.
tasting food can lead to touching which can ultimately lead to another kind of cooking.
I had a date with Tangi last night.
So how did your cooking date go?
It didn’t because not everyone you meet is cooking date material or worthy.
So how did your cooking date go?
It didn’t because not everyone you meet is cooking date material or worthy.
Cooking Date by Starving Artist246 October 16, 2021
TV Dinner Date
A male or female that is sexually Bland, Uninspiring, Repetitive, Cheap, Lazy, and of course Easy.....Resembling a TV Dinner.
You know you will be gettin one of their 3 Positions/Flavors.
(Salisbury Steak, Fried Chicken, turkey w/gravy)
Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggy
On a good night you might get dessert too.
(Cranberry crumble, or Brownie)
Reverse Cowgirl
The sex is cheap, easy to obtain, lazy in preparation, does not taste very good, and is not satisfying at all. It leaves you a Hungry Man or woman for more.
You know you will be gettin one of their 3 Positions/Flavors.
(Salisbury Steak, Fried Chicken, turkey w/gravy)
Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggy
On a good night you might get dessert too.
(Cranberry crumble, or Brownie)
Reverse Cowgirl
The sex is cheap, easy to obtain, lazy in preparation, does not taste very good, and is not satisfying at all. It leaves you a Hungry Man or woman for more.
1. How are things going with that Slut 4 you, the one that didn't wear panties on the 1st date? (Response): Oh she has turned out to be about as exciting as a TV Dinner Date
2. A TV Dinner Date is such easy clean up......you get what little you can out of it, and then you just throw it away till the next one.
2. A TV Dinner Date is such easy clean up......you get what little you can out of it, and then you just throw it away till the next one.
TV Dinner Date by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019
Inverted Date
A date that begins with sex, and then proceeds to the traditional dating activities (e.g. dinner, drinks, show, dancing); as opposed to the traditional order of dating where the activities lead up to the ultimate objective of sex at the end of date. Causes much confusion as the original purpose of the date no longer seems to exist.
She surprised me with an inverted date; I was totally confused and disoriented for the rest of the night.
Inverted Date by RayRayBeLove November 21, 2013
Pulp Fiction Date
A presumably platonic outing with a friend's spouse or significant other, usually, though not always, where a certain level of unstated attraction is involved.
Pulp Fiction Date by MrTheNick January 29, 2010