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Diamorph by diggitydog666 December 29, 2018
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reversal body dismorphic disorder
This has to be credited to Gimme, Gimme Gimme (BBC2 or 1), but proves be such a useful put down!!! Body Dismorphic Disorder (BDD) is, commonly, where a beautiful person looks in the mirror and sees a minger, swap donkey, bush pig staring back at them. Well, Reveral Body Dismorphic Disorder is where a hideously unattractive, usually overweight girl with particularly bad skin (it's my glands you see, nothing to do with the 18 Big Macs and 10 bars of family sized Galaxy I eat a day)looks into the mirror, and instead of seeing the bloated blob before her, sees a combined image of Catherine Zeta Jones and Angelina Jolie - therefore believing herself to be the epitome of beauty!!! Hence - Reversal Body Dismorphic Disorder
"Doctor, is it serious? I'm going to be on the front cover of Nuts, and can't keep the photographer waiting!!!"
"Well, you're five stone over weight and got skin like a pizza. I diagnose a severe case of Reversal Body Dismorphic Disorder. Fetch Gillian McKeith, nurse!"
"Well, you're five stone over weight and got skin like a pizza. I diagnose a severe case of Reversal Body Dismorphic Disorder. Fetch Gillian McKeith, nurse!"
reversal body dismorphic disorder by Jon Dawson March 29, 2007
diamorphine
1. The worlds best shit for pain.
2. The stuff your mom loves so much.
3. The stuff you give to dying folks when they are FUBAR BUNDY
2. The stuff your mom loves so much.
3. The stuff you give to dying folks when they are FUBAR BUNDY
diamorphine by Biglong3453 July 21, 2014
Sexually dimorphic chimeric intersex in humans
Sexually dimorphic chimeric intersex are what happens when a pregnant mother (either intersex or female) produces or is in contact with quantities of testosterone in the third trimester causing a male and female twin to fuse into one, then split when testosterone lowers, then the smaller twin is reabsorbed by the larger one. This leaves the resulting child with a penis, one fallopian tube, a uterus, one accessory gland, half the average amount of eggs, and one small testicle attached to the volva tucked inside an otherwise normal vagina.
Patient: Why do I have one testicle and a hole?
Doctor: You are being affected by an intersex condition called SDCI, or sexually dimorphic chimeric intersex in humans.
Doctor: You are being affected by an intersex condition called SDCI, or sexually dimorphic chimeric intersex in humans.
Sexually dimorphic chimeric intersex in humans by Historics Society August 4, 2022
status dismorphia
a take on the term body dismorphia, status dismorphia is a state of mind where one does not recognise ones own hotness or eligibility in a love match, assuming the object of your affection is out of your reach. usually your friends have to remind you that you are, in fact, way too good for the other person.
'dude, that hottie is NEVER going to go out with me, i am so not in her league'
'what's with the status dismorphia?? you're the editor of s tyle magazine, she is the intern'
'what's with the status dismorphia?? you're the editor of s tyle magazine, she is the intern'
status dismorphia by nink February 7, 2008