dismorphed 

To be warped, or disfigured in any way.

"That driftwood is terribly dismorphed.

dismorphed by skypirate00217 November 20, 2010

demorphed 

Like deformed but better

That object looks demorphed

demorphed by Kyosamma October 30, 2008

reversal body dismorphic disorder

This has to be credited to Gimme, Gimme Gimme (BBC2 or 1), but proves be such a useful put down!!! Body Dismorphic Disorder (BDD) is, commonly, where a beautiful person looks in the mirror and sees a minger, swap donkey, bush pig staring back at them. Well, Reveral Body Dismorphic Disorder is where a hideously unattractive, usually overweight girl with particularly bad skin (it's my glands you see, nothing to do with the 18 Big Macs and 10 bars of family sized Galaxy I eat a day)looks into the mirror, and instead of seeing the bloated blob before her, sees a combined image of Catherine Zeta Jones and Angelina Jolie - therefore believing herself to be the epitome of beauty!!! Hence - Reversal Body Dismorphic Disorder

"Doctor, is it serious? I'm going to be on the front cover of Nuts, and can't keep the photographer waiting!!!"

"Well, you're five stone over weight and got skin like a pizza. I diagnose a severe case of Reversal Body Dismorphic Disorder. Fetch Gillian McKeith, nurse!"

reversal body dismorphic disorder by Jon Dawson March 29, 2007

status dismorphia 

a take on the term body dismorphia, status dismorphia is a state of mind where one does not recognise ones own hotness or eligibility in a love match, assuming the object of your affection is out of your reach. usually your friends have to remind you that you are, in fact, way too good for the other person.

'dude, that hottie is NEVER going to go out with me, i am so not in her league'

'what's with the status dismorphia?? you're the editor of s tyle magazine, she is the intern'

status dismorphia by nink February 7, 2008

demorphed 

Adj. Describes something as all fucked up and weird looking. Aesthetically displeasing. Ugly. Not at all appealing to the eye.
The word "demorphed" comes from joining together the words "deformed" and "morphed."

Elliott: "Did you just see that?"
Olivia: "That lady?"
Elliott: "Yeah. Her body was so completely fucked up looking. She looked all demorphed and shit."
Olivia: "I agree."

demorphed by MotK.Kad August 11, 2010

Dysmorphed 

The beloved Henry Moore, Scarlet: “I promise it’s a real word”

I’ve been dysmorphed

Dysmorphed by Pussy denim April 22, 2022