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Diagrasm 

The ecstatic enjoyment derived after comprehending a diagram, usually occurring when the subject was thought too complex to understand.
I had no idea what the lecturer was talking about, but then I had a diagrasm over the flowchart.
Diagrasm by Cornish Mike Tea November 10, 2011
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electron volt diagram 

A retards terminology for refering to an Electron DOT diagram.
"Hey, Mr. N? I don't undertsand this electron volt diagram."
"thats beacuse there is no such thing... I believe you mean Electron DOT diagram."

venn diagram nipples 

When one's nipples are so large that they overlap, forming a common childhood comparison chart.
*4th grade classroom*
Billy: I have nothing to compare the pros and cons of masturbating in class
Teacher: Take your shirt off and use your beefy Venn Diagram Nipples

Venn Diagramming 

-A word to describe the moment of when one's personal space intersects with the another.
-The act of getting up in someone's face to make them feel uncomfortable/start a conversation.
"Dude, this hot chick was venn diagramming me earlier! I think she likes me!"
"That old dude with the large coat has venn diagrammed me a couple of times already. I need an adult."
"I can't hear you from over there! We need to be venn diagramming to have a proper conversation!"
"You. Me. Venn diagramming. Bed. *wink*"

Venn Diagram 

Venn Diagram - n/v - A sexual act involving five people, two of whom are men, and three of whom are women.

In a venn diagram, each of the men has one girl to himself. The remaining girl is shared amongst the two men, and is represented as the overlapping region of the venn diagram.
John and Chris: "Hey ladies, want to come back to our place and Venn Diagram?"

Stacey, Jane and Amy: "Sounds like an orgy baby...yeah, count us in."

Amy: "Shotgun being the overlapping region. I love double penetration."
Venn Diagram by urmomma42 March 9, 2006

ER Diagram 

A diagram model used in database planning.

See Wikipedia / Entity-relationship_model

This ER Diagram is a real pain in the ass.
ER Diagram by Nevermind Netherlands September 13, 2007

A plot Diagram 

A plot Diagram is a diagram that organizes the plot of a movie/book to insure that the person understands the plot.
Kenyon- There are only tits in American Pie the naked mile and I don't understand the plot of this movie.

Ethan- but are you filling out your plot diagram

Clayton- A plot Diagram is a diagram that organizes the plot of a movie/book to insure that the person understands the plot.
A plot Diagram by 420M@n360FU March 15, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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