DiLuzio

A brutally insulting term used to describe someone who is bald by destiny, not choice, dresses like they got jumped by a Goodwill clearance bin, and moves through life with the athletic grace of a wet sock. A Diluzio is guaranteed to spill sauce on their pants, fail at basic social skills, and generally radiate the energy of a man who peaked in 7th grade dodgeball.

“Tell him to stop acting so Diluzio—man walked in shiny-headed, tripped over air, and already has mustard on his khakis.”

DiLuzio by JuanReyes December 11, 2025

Dilucious 

n: The long forgotten Greek God of flavor. He blesses all things tasty and pleasing to the palate. His holy scripture, 'The Flavor Bible', has been passed down to Karen Page and Andrew Dornenburg and is the official transliteration of his teachings.

adj: Used to express intense satisfaction during stimulation of the palate through food.

n: Praise Dilucious! These lamb chops are divine.
adj: This ham and cheese sandwich is simply Dilucious.

Dilucious by Big Chill Inc. August 6, 2011

Dilusionist

Someone who constantly lives in their own dilusional bubble. They always harp on about pulling "fitties" ALL the time; "riding ALL night long" and having great "footballing vision/skills". Realistically everyone knows a dilusionist's life is duller than an old grannies' haemorrhoid infected ass, but unfortunately they will never realise this!!

My mate told me he pulled a northern fitty at the weekend and ended up riding her all night long. What he didn't realise is that i saw the hairy munter leaving his house the next day and she said he fell asleep after spurting in his boxers......the man's a f*cking dilusionist!!

Dilusionist by The King October 16, 2003

dlluzions 

A fat ginger mong

Look its puss in boots, oh wait its dlluzions

dlluzions by Popcanmilk May 16, 2020

dilusionit 

when you are dilusional and losing it.

that guy is dilusionit this is not a car wash and you can't speak to the president

dilusionit by tigersfan03 July 18, 2020

Dilusion

A diluted delusion.

His delusions were diluted to the point of dilusion.

Delusions that have lost their focus are more dilusional than delusional.

Dilusion by defhoolele January 25, 2012

Dilusional Lockscreen

A type of lockscreen on a smart phone in which the owner’s imaginary, or past romantic partner is included. Similar to the Virgin Lockscreen

Common subjects for Dilusional Lockscreens include body pillows and pictures of Kate Upton.

Dilusional Lockscreen by TheAppetizer May 28, 2018