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delusions 

The Master and Commander of all things on earth. (see also: god) He strikes down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger on those who attempt to poison and destroy his brothers. And you will know he is the Lord when he lays his vengeance upon you. Resides on EFnet, mostly idle, but always there.
Did you see that guy? delusions? he's a prime-lookin' star-gazer.
delusions by matt-tay-o April 30, 2005
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delusions 

a cracker who consumes his own duck butter that is enlisted in the army who has had gay sex 15 times in the last 2 months since he has found out he is out of the army.he enjoys black cocks and is often found in gay bars.
delusions is deluded and trite beyond his wrong and never mind his right to be gay,
for mardi gras he stole transexuals bras..
delusions by skypnd- May 4, 2005

delusions of adequacy 

An insult suggesting that someone is not only sub-standard, but that he is incorrect by thinking that he is even up to par. A play on delusions of grandeur.
Clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed, Carl nonetheless suffered from delusions of adequacy.
delusions of adequacy by ntvnykr October 7, 2006

delusions of grandeur 

1. a delusion (common in paranoia) that you are much greater and more powerful and influential than you really are

2. what occurs when you have feelings for someone that are so extreme, and you describe them, but the other person doesn't feel the same way... at all.
mitch is having delusions of grandeur about ange again.
delusions of grandeur by domokun December 11, 2004

Delusions of Grand Jury 

The thing that a court jury demonstrates when they make decisions and rulings based more on beliefs outside of law, or to appear more important than their jury position entails. It usually involves decisions based on facts that don't pertain to the actual charges in any way.

It doesn't have to be a grand jury. That just makes the pun work is all.
Everyone knew that Mr. Chang was a dangerous assassin, but the prosecution had no legal evidence whatsoever. Luckily, the jury showed delusions of grand jury by sentencing him to death. See in this one, the grand jury reference does make sense.

The jurors exhibited delusions of grand jury when they convicted the man solely on the basis that he liked to carve wooden figurines.
Delusions of Grand Jury by Guruboy August 20, 2008

Delusions of grandeur 

Illusions of grandeur - schizophrenic

Delusions of grandeur - crystal meth addicted
(Soliloquy to self) I'm enormously proud of that lecture I produced at the friar's club last evening. My delusions of grandeur had kicked in just in time for the thing to roll right off my tongue with such ease, power, effectiveness.

2) (social workers comparing notes) - "the boy ain't schizophrenic. He high on crystal, caught up in his own delusions of grandeur and shit.
Delusions of grandeur by #antonio October 29, 2018

Delusions of Virginity

The mistaken belief that one is still "technically" a virgin, despite having engaged in activity that is medically defined as sexual intercourse. This delusion can be caused by either denial or misinformation regarding what sexual intercourse actually is.

This delusion is most common amongst females, but is sometimes observed in males. Usually, a strong sense of regret, anxiety, or religious obligation leads the individual or individuals to invent excuses (either before or after the act of sex) that redefine their activity as something that doesn't quite constitute sex.

Common excuses include, but are not limited to:

-If the male did not ejaculate, or if he "pulled out"
-If the female also did not reach orgasm
-If the length of the intercourse was less than a given amount of time
-If only the tip of the penis was inserted as "experimentation"
-If one or both of the individuals was intoxicated and "was not making good judgments"

Some incidences of denial are so extreme that the individual will afterward claim that he or she was raped, when in reality the sex was consensual, in order to remove themselves from the responsibility of having lost their virginity.
~ "I feel sort of bad for Miranda, she was so drunk when she lost her virginity that she hardly remembers it. She even told me that she didn't actually have sex with that guy."

~"No, she definitely slept with him, she has serious delusions of virginity."
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