Dilusiobal
Dilusiobal by Monii May 2, 2022
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delusional
Believing something to be true that is clearly not. Someone who is not thinking clearly. Used to describe someone attached to an idea which is obviously false.
delusional by youreajackass April 16, 2014
Delusional
When someone clings to the opinions in their head despite the facts. Often times these people do not want to measure the accuracy of their opinions and believe their situation is overly unique.
Tom is delusional, he thinks he is the best parent in the world but his kid is 4 years old and cant spell his own name.
Delusional by Dilemmas.co November 16, 2020
delusionalship
A one-sided love where you constantly think someone is dropping you hints or has a crush on you whilst it's all in your head (a delusion) and they don't actually care.
delusionalship by rektx March 6, 2023
delusional cockbag
A seemingly intelligent individual whose perception of reality (i.e. value as a human being, ability as a parent or child, importance as a social and moral leader, skills as a lover) is so distorted that no amount of logic, reason, or compassionate pleading can sway them from supporting the Bush administration
delusional cockbag by NumbaOneSon December 15, 2008
delusional twat
delusional twat by Shinigami June 12, 2003
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