Definitions by JuanReyes
DiLuzio
A brutally insulting term used to describe someone who is bald by destiny, not choice, dresses like they got jumped by a Goodwill clearance bin, and moves through life with the athletic grace of a wet sock. A Diluzio is guaranteed to spill sauce on their pants, fail at basic social skills, and generally radiate the energy of a man who peaked in 7th grade dodgeball.