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Devil dick(s) 

-The wedding tackle or schmeckle of a C-Rex.

-Where a C-Rex makes up for his short little arms.
-lengthy “go go gadget dick” woman pleaser unlike no others before it.
Selena Gomez: “Wow, did you see the Devil dick(s) on those fellas...?”

Kim K: “yeah, bet they’re gfs haven’t been able to walk a straight line since the end of the first date”
Devil dick(s) by CoREXion26 July 5, 2019
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hotter than the devil's dick 

Excrutiatingly hot and humid.
Man, its hotter than the devil's dick today!

devil's dick

The devil's dick is a frozen tube of sperm rather than just a shot glass that can be inserted into a gay man prior to intercourse. The sexy part is the amount of sperm it takes and the fact that the melting cum becomes a lubricant for the major sex act.
Before the gang bang started Johnnie was lubricated with a long Devil's dick lovingly prepared over weeks by Tim.
devil's dick by happy bottom July 11, 2006

sucking on the Devil's dick 

Smoking crack. This drug is so potentially addictive that the pleasure you feel after a blast is so amazing that it is like a gift from heaven. This is quickly exchanged with a coming down which makes the user want that feeling back. He/She does whatever to get more and keeps sucking on the pipe, pop can or whatever else he/she can use to get the crack gas into their lungs/bloodstream again. Once no more crack can be found, the user goes into a deep state of depression and need which is like a trade off with the Devil. Great sensation given - temporarily - Terrible over-all feeling afterwards.
Candice: "I need to get more rock I think my boy will take this Dollarama vase for a twenty piece!

Dude: "Don't count on it girl, why don't you just stop sucking on the devil's dick, its killing you!"

devil's dick

The act of freezing a large amount of cum (usually in a shot glass) and then inserting it in an ass, thereby getting fucked by it.
In the porn movie the guy got fucked by a devil's dick.
devil's dick by Gay November 2, 2004

Sucking The Devil's Dick 

To cling onto power and to sacrafice your morals for it. To Suck The Devil's Dick, is to get on you knees and beg.

"Bro you hear Jordon Peterson is Sucking The Devil's Dick?!?"
"Yea! I was watching Owen Benjamin last night and it opened my eyes"
Satan, Hedonism, Humour, Sucking The Devil's Dick
Sucking The Devil's Dick by Retkid October 9, 2018

Devil’s Dick 

Before a gay train, gangbang. The tops even the bottom, will take turns cumming into a tall shot glass before the big day. They freeze the cum in the freezer. On the day of the fuckfest, they bring out the frozen cum shaped like a bullet or dick. They shove it into the bottom’s ass and while it’s frozen it will then defrost and become the lube for the fuck teaming of his asshole until everyone has shot another load into his ass and everyone is done.
The gay boy on the porn received a DEVIL’s Dick into his ass before the gangbang.
Devil’s Dick by GayClosetedSlutBoy September 12, 2020
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