Deutching 

1. Creeping towards an individual or group of persons.
2. Staring blatantly at a female or male with the intent of further experimentation.
3. Making a woman or group of women run away from your presence.
4. Facebook stalking and the liking of 5 year old pictures.

Girl 1: "OMG here comes Will Deutch, what should we do?!"
Girl 2: "Run!"
Girl 1: "No, don't run, if you don't move he wont start Deutching on us."

Deutching by Andy Ohlsen December 2, 2013

deucing it up

The act of taking one or more epic dumps. Usually, this term is used when you're making multiple trips to the throne for various reasons like, taking a laxative, getting bubble guts from eating White Castle, or doing a purge or a cleanse.

I was constipated after taking some antibiotics, so I took some milk of magnesia and I was deucing it up for like 9 straight hours. I filled that cup to the brim and shot it down like bourbon.

deucing it up by Davester75 October 14, 2013

dilly ditching 

The act of disposing of ones recreational sex toy, particularly a dildo, in a public space. Especially a residential area.

“She went Dilly Ditching because her toy no longer pleased her and she wanted a new one.”

dilly ditching by SkFredyyP November 2, 2020

Ditching 

To ditch somebody is to leave them behind without warning.

I can't believe that bitch Audrey tried ditching me for Brandon's party!!

Ditching by CeeDawg April 17, 2015

Douching through the snow

(verb)

To haphazardly and moronically barrel through icy and/or snow covered roads with reckless abandon while driving, leading to excessive levels of douchebaggery. This usually leads to the vehicle swerving and spinning out as it slips and slides down the road like a graceful 2-ton swan.

May result in traffic pile-ups, cars sitting on their roofs, cars in ditches, and drivers shouting profanities in all directions.

Those who commonly douche through the snow are dipshits who think their car is the Batmobile because they have 4WD, or who are too ignorant to avoid driving in heavy snow in the first place.

(origin c. 2013 - "Sonic Zombie Origins"; from Jingle Bells: "Dashing through the snow")

Original quote:
Sonic the Hedgehog: "Douching through the snow, driving my Hummer, which I don't really need, cause I'm only a single guy!"

We enjoy holding up judges' score cards by the turn on the hill as people go douching through the snow. Oh! Look at our next contestant in the Porsche Cayenne! Two full spins, such form!

Douching through the snow by Agent Blue February 18, 2015

Mountain Douching 

When someone who recently had unprotected sex douches using Mountain Dew hoping that the yellow 5 will kill the sperm.

Elizabeth: I can't believe I didn't use protection.
Julie: Don't worry, you should try mountain douching.

Mountain Douching by Anhydrous-Caffeine March 11, 2011

Judi-Denching 

To lift one’s leg in the air, like a cat, and reveal one’s butthole. Often done spontaneously and to surprise others. Requires flexibility to lift one’s leg nearly vertically. See film Cats (2019) for reference.

Girl to friend: Can you believe Britney?! She just Judi-Denched herself and then kissed her boyfriend. Iconic.

Chad: Bro, I met this girl on Tinder that wants to watch me Dench. Should I go for it?

Trent: Yeah bro, I’ve been Judi-Denching for my girl since spring break.

Judi-Denching by Prudence19 December 30, 2020