To defile a human being by explosively releasing Jenkem onto their freshly washed faces, arms, legs, and other body parts. This is an extreme act of disrespect and should only be done to the greatest of enemies. Often times, there will a booby trapped, spring-loaded bottle of Jenkem waiting under a cardboard box, labeled "Free cookie." However, do not go for that cookie, or you could be Von Dutched.
Bro, I just totally got my stupid idiot teacher the other day with a big prank!
What, did you Von Dutch him?
No, I'm not Hitler. Jesus. Like, seriously? I just rearranged the desks, dude. You seriously think I'd do that to him? God, who the hell do you think I am? Like, Von Dutching? Really? God, you really have low standards for me. I'm gonna go now.
What, did you Von Dutch him?
No, I'm not Hitler. Jesus. Like, seriously? I just rearranged the desks, dude. You seriously think I'd do that to him? God, who the hell do you think I am? Like, Von Dutching? Really? God, you really have low standards for me. I'm gonna go now.
by LordShrekkicus March 2, 2018
Kenny Howard--the eccentric that started the pinstriping craze. Most known for his "eye in the sky" artwork.
by asdf November 22, 2004
1. to exploit and commercialize a culturally significant person, place, thing or idea by an outsider with no cultural significance themselves.
2. to ignore a person and their principles for the sake of their own greed.
2. to ignore a person and their principles for the sake of their own greed.
the local artist who cared not about money or copyrighting was venomously von dutched by the yuppie enterprise in la la land.
by jip leafy September 19, 2003
Could quite possibly be the greatest pinstriper ever. A tortured artist like myself, but raped by the mass media in a frenzy to wear clothing with his name on it when they really have no idea who he is, or how much he was against the mainstream.
dick: Hey I'm wearing Von Dutch cause I wanna be cool.
smart guy: Uhhh do you even know who Von Dutch was?
dick: Von Dutch isn't a person! It's clothing, Idiot!
smart guy: I'll be layin' ya down real quite like.*blows dick away with a shotgun*
smart guy: Uhhh do you even know who Von Dutch was?
dick: Von Dutch isn't a person! It's clothing, Idiot!
smart guy: I'll be layin' ya down real quite like.*blows dick away with a shotgun*
by JT Money March 7, 2005
Extremely ugly clothing, based on trucker-style caps and overalls. The idea is that the wearer is SO pretty and SO rich that they can overspend on a fugly item of clothing because it's in style and look good. If you tried to wear it and looked more like Bea Arthur than Paris Hilton, you'd look like a goob, which is the idea.
Paris Hilton popularized wearing Von Dutch clothing, then fulfilled her destiny by imitating white trash on her reality tv show.
by Luigi August 6, 2004
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by LLM October 12, 2005