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Blanche Devereaux 

A woman old enough to be your grandmother. But you'd still bang her.
Yo check out the bus stop... Damn that's a
Blanche Devereaux fo sho

Esmeralda Devereaux 

"One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives."

The eldest of the Devereaux sisters, she is a midwife (she’s one of the ones who delivers Ash’s baby). She loves her sisters dearly and is closest to Selena.
The Devereaux sisters are (listed in their birth order):
Esmeralda (Essie)
Yasmina (Mina)
Petra (Pet)
Ekaterina (Trina)
Karma
Tiyana (Tia)
Selena (Lanie)
Tabitha (Tabby)
Amanda

A Character from the Dark Hunters Series from Sherrilynn Kenyon.
Esmeralda Devereaux better known as Essie, my witch queen who leaves the trailing scent of patchouli and a wolves wet dreams....
Esmeralda Devereaux by Mangy Mike October 29, 2012

The Tale of Desperaux 

An incredibly awesome book by Kate Dicamillo that tells the separate stories of Desperaux Tilling, a tiny mouse shunned by the rest of his kind, Chiaroscuro(Aka. Roscuro), a once light-loving rat whose heart was broken years ago, and Mig, a poor servant girl whose father sold her for a couple of cigarettes, a red tablecloth, and a hen. In the last section of the book the characters come together during Roscuro's plot to kidnap the princess and... that's all I'm saying for the sake of not ruining the ending(sorry :D). This beautiful story is at least five times better (and deeper) than that shit they call The Tale of Desperaux movie (friendship?! WTF?).

If you haven't read it then you should! Though...I wouldn't really suggest it if you're over a certain age(i.e. 16 and up shouldn't read it in public or at all if you're used to more challenging books) because of the simplicity of reading it(though not extremely simple).
Bob: "Duuuuuuuuuddddddee! What's up with your face?! You look like you just saw a puppy getting raped by Barnie!"(WTF)
Fred: "No. Worse. I just saw....the Tale of Desperaux Movie!!! DX"
Bob:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" DX

devereaux 

A beautiful girl that wears glasses. She loves too much and can't control her heart. She is quite and can get stressed easily. She is always honest and never betrays anyone. She is truly talented.
Person 1: Have you met Devereaux?
Person 2: No but I've heard she is awesome!
devereaux by DoTheThingZhuLi April 15, 2016

despereal estate 

(n.) property with negative equity in a declining real estate market
There is so much despereal estate in this neighborhood. Behind every 'for sale' sign is a mortgage debt greater than the value of the house itself.
despereal estate by wellwell February 1, 2009

devereaux 

a bulging of the penis in a guys pants, sometimes mistaken for "stuffing".
man, that guy needs to quit devereauxing...it makes him look obnoxiously big!
devereaux by AMARLISE February 28, 2008