Despend 

The thread on ripped jeans that is about to pop/break off.

Sally wants ripped jeans since all the cool kids has them, but she wouldn't want them to despend.

Despend by weloveudan December 11, 2023

depender 

Someone that takes an ink pen from somebody else and never returns it. The depender uses various techniques such as asking to borrow a pen then keeping it or helping themself to a pen that was left unattended. This results in the owner of the missing pen being left without one.

After searching on the desk, in the drawers and then under it, for their favorite writing instrument but not finding it, the individual realized they had once again fallen victim to the mysterious depender.

depender by jpg3 November 28, 2011

Descendophobia 

Derived from the Latin Descendere (“go down”), it is defined as fear of walking down stairs or inclines; fear or discomfort while descending stairs or walking down a hill; fear of going down in a lift or elevator. The symptoms can include dizziness and space disorientation and in extreme cases it can reach the state of irrational fear.

I do wonder if Donald Trump suffers from bathmophobia or descendophobia.

Descendophobia by AKACroatalin February 1, 2017

Dependa-twat 

Wives and Girlfriends of Members of the Military who think that just because they are WITH a Soldier that they are the same rank and are entitled to the same respect as their soldier.

if their soldier is a officer, the Dependa-twat thinks that everyone has to respect and salute them too

Dependa-twat by Bishop2014 February 2, 2015

Chronic Bitch Dependency 

(n.)
A disease that leaves a person addicted and dependent to a bitch. If that bitch decides to leave him/her, that person becomes an emotional train wreck and does nothing but lay around and mope. In worst cases, that said person would think he/she is in an R&B music video- something worse than self-mutilation.

The only cure for Chronic Bitch Dependency is learning how to control the bitch and make her behave- hit the bitch if she doesn't do what you say until you achieved desired results.

APNS: "Uh, Mr. Dubuois my name is A Pimp Named Slickback and this, sir, is an intervention."

Tom: "An intervention?"

APNS: "Your friends have reason to believe that you are suffering from Chronic Bitch Dependency, Mr. Dubuois. May I call you Tom?"

Tom: "Is this some kind of joke?"

APNS: "Tom... Bitch Dependency is no laughing matter. Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends, your health, and scary enough, even your money. It's a disease, Tom."
(~Boondocks, season 2, episode 2)

Chronic Bitch Dependency by RROMM November 7, 2007

Trans-Descendant 

(Unbiased definition)

A umbrella term for non-transgender and non-transsexual person who has ancestry of transgender and transsexual people. They have first appeared before the 21st century.

That person from the Coloradan city of Denver who invented this definition himself is Trans-Descendant

Trans-Descendant by Ryan900USAYT January 28, 2022

Ron DeSpandex 

The stage name of the up and coming Miami-based trans entertainer who deftly skewers the quirky and deranged Governor of Florida.

The talented Ron DeSpandex has really nailed down the moves and expressions of DeSantis in a way that has caused periodic apoplectic rage to erupt from His Royal Piousness.

Ron DeSpandex by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023