depender 

Someone that takes an ink pen from somebody else and never returns it. The depender uses various techniques such as asking to borrow a pen then keeping it or helping themself to a pen that was left unattended. This results in the owner of the missing pen being left without one.

After searching on the desk, in the drawers and then under it, for their favorite writing instrument but not finding it, the individual realized they had once again fallen victim to the mysterious depender.

depender by jpg3 November 28, 2011

Sex defender 

Someone is being sexually assaulted by a Sex offender and nobody is there to help. What do you do?

1. Join
2. Escape
3. Call the Sex defenders

Correct answer: 3. Call the sex defenders

A: "Oh no, she is being assaulted by a Sex offender! What do we do?"
B: "Call the Sex defenders!"

Sex defender by Sukoforiko January 14, 2021

Chronic Bitch Dependency 

(n.)
A disease that leaves a person addicted and dependent to a bitch. If that bitch decides to leave him/her, that person becomes an emotional train wreck and does nothing but lay around and mope. In worst cases, that said person would think he/she is in an R&B music video- something worse than self-mutilation.

The only cure for Chronic Bitch Dependency is learning how to control the bitch and make her behave- hit the bitch if she doesn't do what you say until you achieved desired results.

APNS: "Uh, Mr. Dubuois my name is A Pimp Named Slickback and this, sir, is an intervention."

Tom: "An intervention?"

APNS: "Your friends have reason to believe that you are suffering from Chronic Bitch Dependency, Mr. Dubuois. May I call you Tom?"

Tom: "Is this some kind of joke?"

APNS: "Tom... Bitch Dependency is no laughing matter. Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends, your health, and scary enough, even your money. It's a disease, Tom."
(~Boondocks, season 2, episode 2)

Chronic Bitch Dependency by RROMM November 7, 2007

public defender 

A criminal defense lawyer appointed and paid to represent indigent persons charged with crimes. A public defender can either be a private attorney who accepts such cases and is compensated for each case, or a salaried attorney of a public defender agency. Also called "P.D."

"I don't have enough money to hire my own attorney. I am going to have to ask for a public defender."

public defender by Al Rossi February 18, 2007

Voltron Legendary Defender

A Netflix series about a huge robot made of five smaller robot lions. These are piloted by teenagers that are fighting the evil Zarkon in an attempt to save the universe.

"GONNA GO BINGE WATCH VOLTRON LEGENDARY DEFENDER, BYE"

Voltron Legendary Defender by excessoffandoms December 18, 2016

Core defender 

Number one on the list for the strongest units on Command and Conquer. Number two was Mammtoh mk. ii
It is a giant mech taller than a skyscraper that can transform into a shell, then transform again to wreak havoc with its Defender Obelisk Lasers.

GDI Commander- Watch out! Cabal's Core Defender is about to attack our base! Where the hell are those reinforcements??

Core defender by Nikko May 9, 2005

Clench Defender 

A straight male who attempts to protect himself from rape by clenching his buttcheeks together. Can commonly be observed in prison showers.

Prisoner 1: Look at Billy over there... he’s clenching his cheeks real tight.
Prisoner 2: Must be cause he dropped the soap... he must be a clench defender.

Tyrone: Shit mayne... I’m still comin for that double-wide surprise *inhales* gawd dayummm.

Clench Defender by Pooperfuc420tits April 27, 2020