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Desmonde 

The action of coughing and accidentally soiling ones pants
Whoops I did a Desmonde
Desmonde by Matt Terrell December 15, 2017

Desmond Wolfe 

A British professional wrestler that currently works for Total Nonstop Action (TNA) wrestling. He is considered one of the best hold for hold pro mat wrestlers today and is world renown. He holds the record for the longest reign with the Ring of Honor Pure Title and had a feud with Bryan Danielson that has been called one of the best in the history of ROH. After debuting in TNA he had an almost three month feud with Kurt Angle, and although he ultimately lost the feud he gave Angle a rum for his money. Since then Wolfe has been a victim of circumstance and is mostly used now to fill the card.
Desmond Wolfe may be being held back but at least he has and extremely attractive valet named Chelsea.

In ROH Desmond Wolfe was known as Nigel Mcguinness.
Desmond Wolfe by 2nd anonomous March 8, 2010

Desmond Elliot 

The cause of every bad thing that happens in Nigeria
Light no dey??... Na Desmond Elliot cause am

Desmond Elliot 

The cause of all problems and bad occurrences in Nigeria
A tornado tore my house down.. it was caused by Desmond Elliot
Desmond Elliot by Jonjo tony May 5, 2021

Despondex 

Made by Pfizer in collaboration with The Onion News Network, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness. It can prevent loud joyful squeals when a friend calls, Christmas caroling, costume parties, talking in line at a grocery store, community potlucks, excessive hugging, and smiles.
Are you annoyingly happy?
Despondex could be right for you.
If you are in a good mood occasionally that is normal but if you have a persistant positive outlook on life you should ask your doctor about Despondex.
Now you too can waste a night sitting on the couch with your friends or family watching a TV show no one enjoys.
Despondex prevents happiness better than watching the news, considering man's impact on nature, checking your bank balance, and thinking about how old you are and how little you have accomplished.
Despondex by ericri September 10, 2009

Desmond trufant 

A beast Corner-back for the Atlanta Falcons and brother to Marcus Trufant. His Rookie stats Surpassed even Patrick Peterson and were similar to Richard Sherman Rookie Stats. he picked #21 so he can be Primetime 2.

he is Drew Brees least favorite player as of now
Drew Fleas: fuk! my 3rd interception of the day!

Colston: i told you dont target me! looks whos covering me...

Drew: oh of course... its...

Desmond Trufant: TRUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Desmond trufant by b17 February 1, 2014
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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