Desmonding

1. The act of behaving irresponsibly during a pandemic, while lecturing others about behaving responsibly during a pandemic.
2. Posting shitty food pics.

Licking public toilet seats during a pandemic, while insisting others respect social distancing, is the epitome of Desmonding.

by Jezabella Cutther March 31, 2020

Desmonding

Knowledgable in all walks of life. Humble but actually does know everything. Sport is a desmonders specialist subject.

Funny, great sense of humour.

Look at that guy sharing his words of wisdom again. Classic Desmonding

by Loseb January 20, 2022

Delmonting

When a programmer deploys a piece of code on a Friday afternoon and leaves for the weekend, completely unaware that their piece of code just took down the entire product and no one else knows how to fix the problem because the code is either way too complex or just completely incoherent.

This company has not tolerant delmonting.

by apparentlyIcodestuff November 26, 2014

esmonding

What Esmond does.

Esmond, stop esmonding!

by Divisional Board August 22, 2011

demanding

to request something in a forceful urgent manner

The lady was very demanding with the people on the phone.

by Gerard Irick January 11, 2010

Despanding

According to Pep, the opposite of expanding.

When Mel's heater turns off, Pep describes the loud noise as something in there despanding.

Mel: "Pep, what is that noise?"
Pep: "I think it expands when it is on and now it is despanding."

by trouble72 April 16, 2009

desmondized

Getting tricked into being smarter than you really are. In order to understand the concept you must be desmondized yourself. A classic example is the friendship between Sherlock Holmes and Mr. Watson, making this older than radio.

Malthus "whenever I hang wiff karen I smarts.."
Frien "what chew trippin, like phat'n shiz?"
Malthus: "dunno like whateff i get desmondized."

Karen "Hello Malthus, how're you doing?"
Malthus "Suitable, good friend, truly delectable."

by Desmond White December 1, 2009