Monde

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A very lovely Zambian goddess. Monde is like a pineapple, a bit prickly on the outside, but deliciously sweet on the inside.

She is basically the coolest girl you'll ever meet.

Loves singing along to random songs on her iPad and for saying "It's my birthday!" all year long.

Guy 1: Do you know Monde?

Guy 2: Yeah man she's so fabulous, she mst be from Paris! If she were single, I'd totally tap that!

Monde by Oluwakemikim July 14, 2010

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Monde

A guy that knows you have a crush on him but he just doesn't see himself dating you

Elaine: he said he knows I have crush on him

Eva: So what's going to happen between you
Elaine: He said we will never date but we can be friends

Eva: dammmmn he is monde

Monde by yupitsmew June 3, 2021

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Monde

a liar, cheater, thief, and one who does not participate in daily hygiene.

Will is such a Monde, he stole my chips, and he touched my keyboard and now its all greasy.

Monde by Gotty June 5, 2009

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Monde

One with patience

Have a little Monde

Monde by Yafan November 23, 2021

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Enfant du monde

Somebody who lives without borders. The term was coined by French singer Indila

Je suis une enfant du monde

Enfant du monde by IndilaFans June 22, 2018

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tout le monde

French phrase meaning "everyone" or "everybody".

"tout le monde, nous voulons finir l'assignation!"
translation: "Everyone, we need to complete the assignment:

tout le monde by kakomu November 5, 2005

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tout le monde sur le balcon

a phrase in french-slang roughly translating to 'Everyone is out on the balcony.' This is said usually referring to a woman who is displaying better than average cleavage.

I turned to my friend upon seeing kate winslet's chest in Titanic and exclaimed, "Tout le monde sur le balcon!"

tout le monde sur le balcon by afkorn July 27, 2010

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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