b17's definitions

Seattle Seahawks

the team that just raped Peyton Manning in the superbowl.

the team who has a defense that you want.

i love their defense, and i'm an Atlanta Falcons fan..

i'm jealous... but we'll be back in 2014! Rise up!

the Seattle Seahawks just made Peyton Manning look like Drew Brees.. and Drew brees has a ugly sh*t stain on his face.

by b17 February 2, 2014

Owner of the New Orleans saints

Pretty much any team in the NFL. the Main owner is Matt Ryan and the Atlanta Falcons. the lower level co-owners is Russel Wilson and Marshawn Lynch of the Seattle Seahawks . the Tertiary owners is every other NFL team. Because they are owned by so many people, they had no chance of ever winning the Super Bowl, until they cheated one year (without the knowledge of the Owners)

Tom Benson: wait.. I'm the Owner of the New Orleans saints

Matt Ryan: so am I.

New York Giants: Me too!

Cleavland Browns: And Us!

Cam Newton: i own part of that Stupidome

Tom Benson: what do i own then?

Matt Ryan: the hot dog stand on bourbon Street

by b17 January 31, 2014

Desmond trufant

A beast Corner-back for the Atlanta Falcons and brother to Marcus Trufant. His Rookie stats Surpassed even Patrick Peterson and were similar to Richard Sherman Rookie Stats. he picked #21 so he can be Primetime 2.

he is Drew Brees least favorite player as of now

Drew Fleas: fuk! my 3rd interception of the day!

Colston: i told you dont target me! looks whos covering me...

Drew: oh of course... its...

Desmond Trufant: TRUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

by b17 February 1, 2014

Marshawn Lynch

A RunningBack who can taste the Rainbow and Runs all over the new Orleans aints. Also see BeastMode

He used to play for the Bills, and now plays for the Seahawks. His power gets multiplied when skittles are around. If he wasn't good enough, if there is a Saint around, it triples. Either that or the saints sucks.. which they do. Thus he gained a share of the club and became an owner of the New Orleans saints

Drunk saint fan: its going to be different! this is the 4th time! Marshawn Lynch will be shut down!!!

NFL fan: who was the QB of the saints in 2005?

Drunk Saint Fan: .........

by b17 January 31, 2014

Matt Ryan

The best qb in the league. yeah he went 4-12, but but because he had a sh!t line. He still was top 3 around those rookies. In 2012, he raped Peyton Manning.

he will win the Super Bowl in the next 5 years.

Who just made Drew Brees look like sh!t again? Matt Ryan

by b17 January 19, 2014

rotmfflmwdao

A thing that New Orleans Aints fans say.

it has no real meaning except that it shows that the Aints are inferior to the Atlanta Falcons

Fowler: rotmfflmwdao

Intelligent Falcons Fan: what are you saying?

Fowler rotmfflmwdao!!!

Intelligent Falcons Fan: just shut up.

Fowler: Rotmfflmwdao

Intelligent Falcons Fan: 46 >43

Fowler: ................

by b17 February 13, 2014

Paul Worrilow

Possibly the Greatest UDFA Linebacker of all history. This guy led the the Falcons in Tackles in 2013, and will do it again in 3 more seasons.

He also saved a persons life he never met. he donated his stem cells to a lady with Leukemia. hes a Class act, unlike shytty Aints players, who cheat and try to hurt people

Also, hes the NFL version of the Most interesting man in the world

Paul doesnt Tackle the Running Back, they just surrender and fall to him

Paul is so good, the Offensive line just lets him pass.

Paul doesn't sack QBs. He Allows you to hit the Turf.

When Paul Worrilow is on the the Field, Offenses choose to Punt on First Down

by b17 January 30, 2014