b17's definitions

Matt Ryan

The best qb in the league. yeah he went 4-12, but but because he had a sh!t line. He still was top 3 around those rookies. In 2012, he raped Peyton Manning.

he will win the Super Bowl in the next 5 years.

Who just made Drew Brees look like sh!t again? Matt Ryan

by b17 January 19, 2014

Russell Wilson

the Qb for the seahawks. He just won the Superbowl.

Hes a very decent QB, but he has the best defense behind him. Its a good thing to have that behind you, but he plays every drive like its the final one, so Russell gets my vote over RGIII and Andrew Luck.

its sad that his biggest Idol, Drew Fleas, gets in doggie position awaiting the awesome Wilson and the Seahawks D. (defense you freaks)

in January of 2013, he lost to the Atlanta Falcons. i take pride knowing my team is the only one who beaten Russell Wilson in the post season.

Rise Up

drunk 49ers Fan: We're not the New Orleans Aints! we got 5 rings!

Russell Wilson: and how many rings did you get in the past 5 years?

Drunk 49ers Fan: ..........

by b17 February 2, 2014

Owner of the New Orleans saints

Pretty much any team in the NFL. the Main owner is Matt Ryan and the Atlanta Falcons. the lower level co-owners is Russel Wilson and Marshawn Lynch of the Seattle Seahawks . the Tertiary owners is every other NFL team. Because they are owned by so many people, they had no chance of ever winning the Super Bowl, until they cheated one year (without the knowledge of the Owners)

Tom Benson: wait.. I'm the Owner of the New Orleans saints

Matt Ryan: so am I.

New York Giants: Me too!

Cleavland Browns: And Us!

Cam Newton: i own part of that Stupidome

Tom Benson: what do i own then?

Matt Ryan: the hot dog stand on bourbon Street

by b17 January 31, 2014

Falcons

The best NFL team in the league, based in the epic city of Atlanta. the Fans are great and female falcon fans are sexy. before 2013, they had 5 winning seasons in a row, and are poised to win a SB in the next 3 years. Led by a top 5 QB in Matt Ryan, with the #2 and #3 best WRs in the NFL in Roddy White and Julio Jones. They also have a Solid LB corps lead by Sean Weatherspoon and Paul Worrilow, and a very young Secondary with the CB duo of Desmond Trufant and Robert Alford.

Most teams with the Falcons on their schedule will cry, knowing it will be an automatic loss.

Cleavland Brown fan: We got the Falcons in the DOME in 2014!? WTF NFL?

Aints fan: LOL we got a ring over 30 years ago by cheating, and we still going to put it in your face trolololol.

Steelers Fan: we Also have to go to the dome... FUUUUU

Lions fan: oh shyt! the Falcons are undefeated outside the country and we have to get owned to them in London? WHY NFL WHY?

by b17 January 30, 2014

Desmond trufant

A beast Corner-back for the Atlanta Falcons and brother to Marcus Trufant. His Rookie stats Surpassed even Patrick Peterson and were similar to Richard Sherman Rookie Stats. he picked #21 so he can be Primetime 2.

he is Drew Brees least favorite player as of now

Drew Fleas: fuk! my 3rd interception of the day!

Colston: i told you dont target me! looks whos covering me...

Drew: oh of course... its...

Desmond Trufant: TRUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

by b17 February 1, 2014

Russel Wilson

The Quarterback of the Seattle Seahawks, who is also owned by the Atlanta Falcons. No matter what he does, he will have a big fat dirty bird dick up his butt.

He is also the owner of the New Orleans Aints

Russel Wilson is a great Seahawk quarterback, and hes taking the seahawks to a Super bowl. He has yet to make the saints relevant as Owner of the New Orleans saints

by b17 January 31, 2014

Seattle Seahawks

the team that just raped Peyton Manning in the superbowl.

the team who has a defense that you want.

i love their defense, and i'm an Atlanta Falcons fan..

i'm jealous... but we'll be back in 2014! Rise up!

the Seattle Seahawks just made Peyton Manning look like Drew Brees.. and Drew brees has a ugly sh*t stain on his face.

by b17 February 2, 2014