by Zehrung February 23, 2016
*gunshot*
Hoitz: SHOTS FIRED! What the hell are you doing?!
Gamble: I did my first Desk Pop! It's a real thing, right?
Hoitz: A deskpop?!?
Gamble: Yeah!
Hoitz: What are you, a moron?!?!
Hoitz: SHOTS FIRED! What the hell are you doing?!
Gamble: I did my first Desk Pop! It's a real thing, right?
Hoitz: A deskpop?!?
Gamble: Yeah!
Hoitz: What are you, a moron?!?!
by moopMASTER 2000 August 26, 2010
by Adonaii August 09, 2010
Accidentally firing your weapon in a video game / giving away your position to the other team. It’s a reference to a scene from “The Other Guys” when Will Ferrell fires his pistol into the ceiling of his office.
by Scuzzle Buddy October 15, 2018
Phrasal Verb: A sordid act which stimulates additional adrenaline during the action of pleasuring oneself at their desk, and the frenzied, high-octane, clean-up process thereafter. Similar to a Danger Wank, but exclusively for office or classroom settings.
1/ To masturbate at your desk once all students, staff or customers have left the office.
2/ See other 'The Other Guys' references.
1/ To masturbate at your desk once all students, staff or customers have left the office.
2/ See other 'The Other Guys' references.
John: Yo, Mickey. You still jackin' it at work?
Mickey: Ha! Yeah, of course! Nothing beats the rush of a desk pop before everyone is back from lunch!
Mickey: Ha! Yeah, of course! Nothing beats the rush of a desk pop before everyone is back from lunch!
by McSavage's Social Control October 07, 2020
The act of masturbating at work or on the job. Most liking done in the privacy of the employee bathroom.
Person 1: Hey, can you cover for me, I need to run to the restroom.
Person 2: Gotta drop that deuce huh? Lol.
Person 1: No, it’s a “desk pop”.
Person 2: Gotta drop that deuce huh? Lol.
Person 1: No, it’s a “desk pop”.
by #Stillbilly January 05, 2021
A common phrase used in consulting to refer to a situation in which a consultant tells the client or a colleague to go fuck themselves. Originates from the feature film “The Other Guys” in which Will Ferrell’s character discharges his firearm inside a police station at his desk.
Person 1: The client refused to give me the information I needed so I told them to go fuck themselves.
Person: Whoa! That was your first consultant desk pop! Let’s go get hammered!
Person: Whoa! That was your first consultant desk pop! Let’s go get hammered!
by Tired Consultant March 09, 2021