Deseased 

Being so diseased, you're almost deceased.

Can be applied to the entire body, or a particular organ.

Having deseased organs sucks, or so I'm told :/

God, I'm so ill. I'm feeling really deseased.

NO. THAT'S NOT A TYPO! I REALLY AM DESEASED.

Deseased by Nopseudonymisgoodenoughforme June 21, 2011

Deseased Rat 

You

You are such a deseased rat lol

Deseased Rat by Justajokeman September 23, 2020

deceased 

A polite way of saying dead.

My great-great grandfather is deceased.

deceased by Dylan Coolidge August 6, 2006

Slay the house down boots houston im deceased 

Its a more betters version of slay, its the moment and its giving rich and expensive. If you dont know what slay the house down boots houston im deceased means then you probably a loser. Im talking to you aiden fisher. But yeah its the best word in the dictionary and only losers dont say it.

person 1: I ate!

person 2: omg slay the house down boots houston im deceased!!

Slay the house down boots houston im deceased by yourhonorimslaying April 27, 2022

Deceased 

A term a lot of drag queens use. It can be used like the saying “Ded”. You usually use it when you find something really funny.

Girl 1: Omg did u see her dress lol it was so weird!
Girl 2: DECEASED !

Deceased by Summermoonlight December 23, 2017

Deceased 

me lmao

i just saw brazzy brian, i am DECEASED.

Deceased by savage cabbage August 8, 2016

I'm deceased

When you're so shocked, happy and like, done; you're on the ground, like about to die, of excitement.

Phrase popularised by Jeffree Star, and that above is his explanation.

Also a name of one the eyeshadow colour of the brand new Jeffree Star Blue Blood pallete.

I'm deceased after seeing the new Jeffree Star pallete, I could literally pass out.

I'm deceased by I'm not gay but im gay March 15, 2019