Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Shouldveshatthebed

i got united

to be brutally and aggressively dragged out of my United airline seat

I got united by airport security because I wouldn’t fly standby. Dying in the Friendly skies of united

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The honor you received when you reached the pinochle of assholery

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To make unsanitary in grand fashion. Especially in cases when cleaning and sanitation has just occurred.

I just bleached the entire bathroom and then unexpected explosive diarrhea struck standing up, causing me to desanitize the entire room.

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