i got united

to be brutally and aggressively dragged out of my United airline seat

I got united by airport security because I wouldn’t fly standby. Dying in the Friendly skies of united

by Shouldveshatthebed April 11, 2017

desanitize

To make unsanitary in grand fashion. Especially in cases when cleaning and sanitation has just occurred.

I just bleached the entire bathroom and then unexpected explosive diarrhea struck standing up, causing me to desanitize the entire room.

by Shouldveshatthebed December 30, 2016

master of assholery

The honor you received when you reached the pinochle of assholery

Trump is the master of assholery

by Shouldveshatthebed February 07, 2017