Sonicbo0mz's definitions

shvisit

When you stop in at an established location just to use the restroom because you know it’s safe to use at your most vulnerable time.

Hey, I have to stop by Starbs on the way.
Why, do need a coffee?
No, I have to use the bathroom.
Oh, so you’re paying them a Shvisit.

by Sonicbo0mz August 12, 2020

rhinovians

People who wear their face mask below the nose, defeating the whole purpose of the face mask in the first place.

Hey, did you see our idiot coworkers today...with their face masks covering only their mouth. Yeah, what A bunch of rhinovians!

by Sonicbo0mz August 19, 2020

coronapalooza

A MAGA event held in Tulsa, Oklahoma on June 20, 2020 where the Orange One invited his loyalists to cheer him on at the BOK center without any regard to social distancing. It was a total failure as TikTok Users secured some 13,800 tickets with no intent to use them leaving the venue filled to only 31% capacity. See also The “Emptysburg Address!”

Dude, are you going to The Trump Rally at the BOK Center?
You mean, Did I get my ticket to Coronapalooza? with no intent to go? Of course!!

by Sonicbo0mz June 22, 2020

Trumpoxia

A phenomenon whereas the wearer of an air purifying mask begins to think that they are actually experiencing hypoxia and suffocatIng on their own CO2 as it becomes entrapped in their face mask. This is likely the result of the excessive CO2 produced by this specific demographic, not the porosity of the mask it’s self.

Hey, did you hear about Britney? She passed out from Trumpoxia because the mean barista made her wear a face mask.

by Sonicbo0mz June 29, 2020

Dieshole

Any person (Usually named Chad) who lives at home with his parents and spends most of his money on his $820 a month truck payment & accessories for his full size Diesel pick-up who modifies The fuel system in their truck For the purpose of “Rolling Coal.” Normally the only thing in the bed of his truck is an empty White Claw can.

Hey, did you see Chad’s
New F-350 Diesel?

Yeah, add another Dieshole to the already flooded Market!

by Sonicbo0mz July 1, 2020

DeSantifesto

The New Book by Ron DeSantis, current Neo-Fascist ruler of DeSantisistan (formerly Florida) celebrating his frequent battles with a Cartoon Mouse, gay people and books that mention slavery. His new book is basically like Mein Kampf, but with Twinkies and Airconditioning.

Did you secure your copy of the DeSantifesto?

by Sonicbo0mz February 20, 2023

Betsy DeVirus

Like a disease without a cure and the worst thing to happen to public education since school shootings, STD’s and dress codes. The appointed head of the Department of Education who is a supporter of Donald Trump’s desire to fund private Christian schools with taxpayer money.

Did you see what Betsy DeVirus made last year from her Scamway fortune? Yeah, probably enough to pay teachers enough to live on after she fits the public education system.

by Sonicbo0mz December 1, 2020