Sonicbo0mz's definitions

Fascibook

The fascist version of Facebook. Known as Parler, it was started by a right wing extremist who didn’t want anyone fact checking the lies posted on Facebook by the right wing extremists.

Hey did you sign up for your Fascibook Account? It’s called Parler and is a requirement to be a member of the party that lost the 2020 presidency

by Sonicbo0mz November 8, 2020

Left Turn Olympics

Also known as the Daytona 500, NASCAR’s biggest day! Kind of cool to see, even if you're not a fan. Many go for the wrecks that you can experience without actually being in them. Food, beer and Merch are also a draw. People watching is as much fun as the race its self.

I went to the Left Turn Olympics to drink beer in the sun and see wrecks!

by Sonicbo0mz February 14, 2021

DeSantifesto

The New Book by Ron DeSantis, current Neo-Fascist ruler of DeSantisistan (formerly Florida) celebrating his frequent battles with a Cartoon Mouse, gay people and books that mention slavery. His new book is basically like Mein Kampf, but with Twinkies and Airconditioning.

Did you secure your copy of the DeSantifesto?

by Sonicbo0mz February 20, 2023

inauguvirus

a sudden illness experienced on January 20, 2021 when you can’t go into work because you must celebrate the the swearing in of President Joe Biden & Vice-President Kamala Harris signaling the end of the 1460 day hostage situation otherwise known as the Trump Presidency & the defeat of the Potatriot Uprising of January 6, 2021.

I couldn’t go in Wednesday. I had the inauguvirus

by Sonicbo0mz January 21, 2021

Repubunists

A new breed of American right wing nationalists that support Putin and the Kremlin from their couch eating Twinkies in the air-conditioned comfort of their double wide while watching FOX News and planning a “Special Military Operation” in every American woman’s uterus.

Did you hear about Chad? Yeah, he’s one of those Repubunists now. I knew that would happen when he got sucked into the y’allagarchy

by Sonicbo0mz May 10, 2022

impauguration

When a new President of the United States is sworn in as the departing President is being impeached on the same day. Its usually celebrated with Lady Gaga singing the national anthem, J-Lo and 15,000 Members of the National Guard to preven a second Insurrection by Y’all Queda.

Are you attending the Impauguration?

by Sonicbo0mz January 14, 2021

Sprectum

Sprectum- the worst internet & cable provider in the United States. Known mostly for killing off Time Warner Cable & Brighthouse Cable. Their business model is based on price-gouging customers after the first year of service when the “introductory offer” price expires.

Hey, what is your cable service provider?

Here? Oh, we’re stuck with Sprectum.

by Sonicbo0mz February 4, 2021