Sonicbo0mz's definitions

DeSantifesto

The New Book by Ron DeSantis, current Neo-Fascist ruler of DeSantisistan (formerly Florida) celebrating his frequent battles with a Cartoon Mouse, gay people and books that mention slavery. His new book is basically like Mein Kampf, but with Twinkies and Airconditioning.

Did you secure your copy of the DeSantifesto?

by Sonicbo0mz February 20, 2023

Repubunists

A new breed of American right wing nationalists that support Putin and the Kremlin from their couch eating Twinkies in the air-conditioned comfort of their double wide while watching FOX News and planning a “Special Military Operation” in every American woman’s uterus.

Did you hear about Chad? Yeah, he’s one of those Repubunists now. I knew that would happen when he got sucked into the y’allagarchy

by Sonicbo0mz May 10, 2022

The Battle of Reedy Creek

The attempted flex by Ron DickSandwich, Governor of Florida and his Y’allagarchy in Tallahassee to remove the special land use permit enjoyed by Floridas’ most prolific land owner, Walt Disney World. The agreement dates back to the 1960’s and was left alone until Disney called out Ron DickSandwich about one of his fascist policies, known the world over as the “Don’t Say Gay” bill. Ron’s retaliation is seen as a thinly veiled playground bully move that will likely pave the way to him eventually selling timeshares or extended car warrantys over the phone as a career path.

The Battle of Reedy Creek is really heating up. I hear Disney is thinking of joining NATO!

by Sonicbo0mz May 4, 2022

Y’allagarchy

Any part of the extreme right wing government of the State of Florida that is protecting Ron DickSandwich from the reckoning that is likely to come his way in the near future as he signs one fascist state law after another.

Did you hear that the y’allagarchy in Tallahassee wants to prevent Disney from operating under their special permit they’ve had since 1971 because Disney doesn’t like his anti-everything not fat, rich, straight, white, Christian or policies.

by Sonicbo0mz April 2, 2022

Convoid

Much like the Right Wing Inconvienience Festival/Truck Rally held at the Canadian border of Feb. 2022. However this event planned for Washington DC on March 1, 2022 attendance was permitted for 3000 people, only yielded 11 participants.

Hey, did you see the Stage of Freedumb rally in DC? Oh, you mean the Convoid!!!

by Sonicbo0mz March 1, 2022

Left Turn Olympics

Also known as the Daytona 500, NASCAR’s biggest day! Kind of cool to see, even if you're not a fan. Many go for the wrecks that you can experience without actually being in them. Food, beer and Merch are also a draw. People watching is as much fun as the race its self.

I went to the Left Turn Olympics to drink beer in the sun and see wrecks!

by Sonicbo0mz February 14, 2021

impeachment mullet

A bizzare new hairstyle pioneered by Senator Ted Cruz during the second Trump Impeachment trial. Its a “Trial out front with an Insurrection out back” look. At first it was thought that he either a) got up and left mid haircut or b) lost a bet. Either way, its part of the new normal.

How do you like my Impeachment mullet? I got it at “QAnon Clips”

by Sonicbo0mz February 12, 2021