Sonicbo0mz's definitions

Trumpoxia

A phenomenon whereas the wearer of an air purifying mask begins to think that they are actually experiencing hypoxia and suffocatIng on their own CO2 as it becomes entrapped in their face mask. This is likely the result of the excessive CO2 produced by this specific demographic, not the porosity of the mask it’s self.

Hey, did you hear about Britney? She passed out from Trumpoxia because the mean barista made her wear a face mask.

by Sonicbo0mz June 29, 2020

DeSantifesto

The New Book by Ron DeSantis, current Neo-Fascist ruler of DeSantisistan (formerly Florida) celebrating his frequent battles with a Cartoon Mouse, gay people and books that mention slavery. His new book is basically like Mein Kampf, but with Twinkies and Airconditioning.

Did you secure your copy of the DeSantifesto?

by Sonicbo0mz February 20, 2023

Y’allagarchy

Any part of the extreme right wing government of the State of Florida that is protecting Ron DickSandwich from the reckoning that is likely to come his way in the near future as he signs one fascist state law after another.

Did you hear that the y’allagarchy in Tallahassee wants to prevent Disney from operating under their special permit they’ve had since 1971 because Disney doesn’t like his anti-everything not fat, rich, straight, white, Christian or policies.

by Sonicbo0mz April 2, 2022

unfuckening

The first 100 days of the Biden Administration consisting of executive orders to get the USA back into the World Health Organization, PARIS Agreement and an actual Covid-19 Vaccination plan

What do you think the new name for Operation Warp Speed should be?
IDK, how about the unfuckening?

by Sonicbo0mz January 24, 2021

Cruz Clux Clan

The group of Republican senators that still wanted to challenge the 2020 Electoral College Vote even after dozens of failed lawsuits and a Coup Attempt led by Chewbacca Bikini guy and his friends from Duck Dynasty.

It was really embarrassing to see the Cruz Clux Clan on the news today still trying to make Trump 2020 happen.

by Sonicbo0mz January 8, 2021

DeStasi

The Stasi Police force run by Florida Governor Ron DickSanwich to raid people’s houses at gunpoint because they disagree with him and use Science instead of stupidity to combat a pandemic.

Did you hear that Rebeka and her children were held at gunpoint in her home so the FDLE could grab her computer?
Oh, by FDLE you mean the DeStasi!

by Sonicbo0mz December 10, 2020

Fascibook

The fascist version of Facebook. Known as Parler, it was started by a right wing extremist who didn’t want anyone fact checking the lies posted on Facebook by the right wing extremists.

Hey did you sign up for your Fascibook Account? It’s called Parler and is a requirement to be a member of the party that lost the 2020 presidency

by Sonicbo0mz November 8, 2020