Sonicbo0mz's definitions

Chewbacca Bikini

The fashion choice of radicalized Right Wing Radicals who try to overthrow the seated government of The United States of America

Capitol Police: Sir, there is a man in a viking helmet and a Chewbacca Bikini trying to get on the floor of the House of Representatives. Should we let him in, or arrest him?
Mike Pence: Seriously?

by Sonicbo0mz January 8, 2021

Trumpoxia

A phenomenon whereas the wearer of an air purifying mask begins to think that they are actually experiencing hypoxia and suffocatIng on their own CO2 as it becomes entrapped in their face mask. This is likely the result of the excessive CO2 produced by this specific demographic, not the porosity of the mask it’s self.

Hey, did you hear about Britney? She passed out from Trumpoxia because the mean barista made her wear a face mask.

by Sonicbo0mz June 29, 2020

Fascibook

The fascist version of Facebook. Known as Parler, it was started by a right wing extremist who didn’t want anyone fact checking the lies posted on Facebook by the right wing extremists.

Hey did you sign up for your Fascibook Account? It’s called Parler and is a requirement to be a member of the party that lost the 2020 presidency

by Sonicbo0mz November 8, 2020

Betsy DeVirus

Like a disease without a cure and the worst thing to happen to public education since school shootings, STD’s and dress codes. The appointed head of the Department of Education who is a supporter of Donald Trump’s desire to fund private Christian schools with taxpayer money.

Did you see what Betsy DeVirus made last year from her Scamway fortune? Yeah, probably enough to pay teachers enough to live on after she fits the public education system.

by Sonicbo0mz December 1, 2020

Y’allagarchy

Any part of the extreme right wing government of the State of Florida that is protecting Ron DickSandwich from the reckoning that is likely to come his way in the near future as he signs one fascist state law after another.

Did you hear that the y’allagarchy in Tallahassee wants to prevent Disney from operating under their special permit they’ve had since 1971 because Disney doesn’t like his anti-everything not fat, rich, straight, white, Christian or policies.

by Sonicbo0mz April 2, 2022

coronapalooza

A MAGA event held in Tulsa, Oklahoma on June 20, 2020 where the Orange One invited his loyalists to cheer him on at the BOK center without any regard to social distancing. It was a total failure as TikTok Users secured some 13,800 tickets with no intent to use them leaving the venue filled to only 31% capacity. See also The “Emptysburg Address!”

Dude, are you going to The Trump Rally at the BOK Center?
You mean, Did I get my ticket to Coronapalooza? with no intent to go? Of course!!

by Sonicbo0mz June 22, 2020

Left Turn Olympics

Also known as the Daytona 500, NASCAR’s biggest day! Kind of cool to see, even if you're not a fan. Many go for the wrecks that you can experience without actually being in them. Food, beer and Merch are also a draw. People watching is as much fun as the race its self.

I went to the Left Turn Olympics to drink beer in the sun and see wrecks!

by Sonicbo0mz February 14, 2021