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Also known as the Daytona 500, NASCAR’s biggest day! Kind of cool to see, even if you're not a fan. Many go for the wrecks that you can experience without actually being in them. Food, beer and Merch are also a draw. People watching is as much fun as the race its self.
by Sonicbo0mz February 14, 2021
Get the Left Turn Olympicsmug. The New Book by Ron DeSantis, current Neo-Fascist ruler of DeSantisistan (formerly Florida) celebrating his frequent battles with a Cartoon Mouse, gay people and books that mention slavery. His new book is basically like Mein Kampf, but with Twinkies and Airconditioning.
by Sonicbo0mz February 20, 2023
Get the DeSantifestomug. The festival of Donald Trumps baseless voter fraud lawsuits thrown out in every state since November 7 when the election was called for Joe Biden. Every day waking up to Trumps loss is another gift, like Hanukkah for Democrats.
by Sonicbo0mz November 22, 2020
Get the Bidenakkahmug. A celebratory affliction on January 20, 2021 in response to the end of the 1460 day hostage situation otherwise known as the Trump Presidency. It also signals the end of the Fascist Overthrow Attempt in the United States Capitol by the Potatriot Uprising of January 6, 2021. The witnessing of Joe Biden & Kamala Harris being sworn into office is well worth a day off. The day typically includes champagne, good food and a collective sigh of relief!
I’m looking foreword to catching the inauguvirus on Jan 20, 2021 so I can bear witness to history as the Fascist Regime is escorted off the property of the White House grounds.
by Sonicbo0mz January 20, 2021
Get the inauguvirusmug. Sprectum- the worst internet & cable provider in the United States. Known mostly for killing off Time Warner Cable & Brighthouse Cable. Their business model is based on price-gouging customers after the first year of service when the “introductory offer” price expires.
by Sonicbo0mz February 4, 2021
Get the Sprectummug. When a new President of the United States is sworn in as the departing President is being impeached on the same day. Its usually celebrated with Lady Gaga singing the national anthem, J-Lo and 15,000 Members of the National Guard to preven a second Insurrection by Y’all Queda.
Are you attending the Impauguration?
by Sonicbo0mz January 14, 2021
Get the impaugurationmug. A MAGA event held in Tulsa, Oklahoma on June 20, 2020 where the Orange One invited his loyalists to cheer him on at the BOK center without any regard to social distancing. It was a total failure as TikTok Users secured some 13,800 tickets with no intent to use them leaving the venue filled to only 31% capacity. See also The “Emptysburg Address!”
Dude, are you going to The Trump Rally at the BOK Center?
You mean, Did I get my ticket to Coronapalooza? with no intent to go? Of course!!
You mean, Did I get my ticket to Coronapalooza? with no intent to go? Of course!!
by Sonicbo0mz June 22, 2020
Get the coronapaloozamug.