Sonicbo0mz's definitions

Left Turn Olympics

Also known as the Daytona 500, NASCAR’s biggest day! Kind of cool to see, even if you're not a fan. Many go for the wrecks that you can experience without actually being in them. Food, beer and Merch are also a draw. People watching is as much fun as the race its self.

I went to the Left Turn Olympics to drink beer in the sun and see wrecks!

by Sonicbo0mz February 14, 2021

Chewbacca Bikini

The fashion choice of radicalized Right Wing Radicals who try to overthrow the seated government of The United States of America

Capitol Police: Sir, there is a man in a viking helmet and a Chewbacca Bikini trying to get on the floor of the House of Representatives. Should we let him in, or arrest him?
Mike Pence: Seriously?

by Sonicbo0mz January 8, 2021

inauguvirus

a sudden illness experienced on January 20, 2021 when you can’t go into work because you must celebrate the the swearing in of President Joe Biden & Vice-President Kamala Harris signaling the end of the 1460 day hostage situation otherwise known as the Trump Presidency & the defeat of the Potatriot Uprising of January 6, 2021.

I couldn’t go in Wednesday. I had the inauguvirus

by Sonicbo0mz January 21, 2021

Repubunists

A new breed of American right wing nationalists that support Putin and the Kremlin from their couch eating Twinkies in the air-conditioned comfort of their double wide while watching FOX News and planning a “Special Military Operation” in every American woman’s uterus.

Did you hear about Chad? Yeah, he’s one of those Repubunists now. I knew that would happen when he got sucked into the y’allagarchy

by Sonicbo0mz May 10, 2022

Y’allagarchy

Any part of the extreme right wing government of the State of Florida that is protecting Ron DickSandwich from the reckoning that is likely to come his way in the near future as he signs one fascist state law after another.

Did you hear that the y’allagarchy in Tallahassee wants to prevent Disney from operating under their special permit they’ve had since 1971 because Disney doesn’t like his anti-everything not fat, rich, straight, white, Christian or policies.

by Sonicbo0mz April 2, 2022

coronapalooza

A MAGA event held in Tulsa, Oklahoma on June 20, 2020 where the Orange One invited his loyalists to cheer him on at the BOK center without any regard to social distancing. It was a total failure as TikTok Users secured some 13,800 tickets with no intent to use them leaving the venue filled to only 31% capacity. See also The “Emptysburg Address!”

Dude, are you going to The Trump Rally at the BOK Center?
You mean, Did I get my ticket to Coronapalooza? with no intent to go? Of course!!

by Sonicbo0mz June 22, 2020

Betsy DeVirus

Like a disease without a cure and the worst thing to happen to public education since school shootings, STD’s and dress codes. The appointed head of the Department of Education who is a supporter of Donald Trump’s desire to fund private Christian schools with taxpayer money.

Did you see what Betsy DeVirus made last year from her Scamway fortune? Yeah, probably enough to pay teachers enough to live on after she fits the public education system.

by Sonicbo0mz December 1, 2020