Sonicbo0mz's definitions

Fascibook

The fascist version of Facebook. Known as Parler, it was started by a right wing extremist who didn’t want anyone fact checking the lies posted on Facebook by the right wing extremists.

Hey did you sign up for your Fascibook Account? It’s called Parler and is a requirement to be a member of the party that lost the 2020 presidency

by Sonicbo0mz November 8, 2020

Bidenakkah

The festival of Donald Trumps baseless voter fraud lawsuits thrown out in every state since November 7 when the election was called for Joe Biden. Every day waking up to Trumps loss is another gift, like Hanukkah for Democrats.

Hey, are you celebrating Hanukkah? No, but I’m celebrating Bidenakkah!!

by Sonicbo0mz November 22, 2020

impauguration

When a new President of the United States is sworn in as the departing President is being impeached on the same day. Its usually celebrated with Lady Gaga singing the national anthem, J-Lo and 15,000 Members of the National Guard to preven a second Insurrection by Y’all Queda.

Are you attending the Impauguration?

by Sonicbo0mz January 14, 2021

Sprectum

Sprectum- the worst internet & cable provider in the United States. Known mostly for killing off Time Warner Cable & Brighthouse Cable. Their business model is based on price-gouging customers after the first year of service when the “introductory offer” price expires.

Hey, what is your cable service provider?

Here? Oh, we’re stuck with Sprectum.

by Sonicbo0mz February 4, 2021

inauguvirus

A celebratory affliction on January 20, 2021 in response to the end of the 1460 day hostage situation otherwise known as the Trump Presidency. It also signals the end of the Fascist Overthrow Attempt in the United States Capitol by the Potatriot Uprising of January 6, 2021. The witnessing of Joe Biden & Kamala Harris being sworn into office is well worth a day off. The day typically includes champagne, good food and a collective sigh of relief!

I’m looking foreword to catching the inauguvirus on Jan 20, 2021 so I can bear witness to history as the Fascist Regime is escorted off the property of the White House grounds.

by Sonicbo0mz January 20, 2021

The Battle of Reedy Creek

The attempted flex by Ron DickSandwich, Governor of Florida and his Y’allagarchy in Tallahassee to remove the special land use permit enjoyed by Floridas’ most prolific land owner, Walt Disney World. The agreement dates back to the 1960’s and was left alone until Disney called out Ron DickSandwich about one of his fascist policies, known the world over as the “Don’t Say Gay” bill. Ron’s retaliation is seen as a thinly veiled playground bully move that will likely pave the way to him eventually selling timeshares or extended car warrantys over the phone as a career path.

The Battle of Reedy Creek is really heating up. I hear Disney is thinking of joining NATO!

by Sonicbo0mz May 4, 2022

kartoffelkrieg

(Potato War)A German phrase referring to the Insurrection led on the US Capitol by the Potatriot Party and their leader Chewbacca Bikini Kill the Wabbit guy. The goal was to stop the finalization of the Presidential Election.

Did you see all the Potatriots storming the Rotunda in an attempt to start the Kartoffelkrieg in the US Capitol?

by Sonicbo0mz January 18, 2021