impeachment mullet

A bizzare new hairstyle pioneered by Senator Ted Cruz during the second Trump Impeachment trial. Its a “Trial out front with an Insurrection out back” look. At first it was thought that he either a) got up and left mid haircut or b) lost a bet. Either way, its part of the new normal.
How do you like my Impeachment mullet? I got it at “QAnon Clips
by Sonicbo0mz February 13, 2021
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Bidenakkah

The festival of Donald Trumps baseless voter fraud lawsuits thrown out in every state since November 7 when the election was called for Joe Biden. Every day waking up to Trumps loss is another gift, like Hanukkah for Democrats.
Hey, are you celebrating Hanukkah? No, but I’m celebrating Bidenakkah!!
by Sonicbo0mz November 22, 2020
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Betsy DeVirus

Like a disease without a cure and the worst thing to happen to public education since school shootings, STD’s and dress codes. The appointed head of the Department of Education who is a supporter of Donald Trump’s desire to fund private Christian schools with taxpayer money.
Did you see what Betsy DeVirus made last year from her Scamway fortune? Yeah, probably enough to pay teachers enough to live on after she fits the public education system.
by Sonicbo0mz December 02, 2020
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DeStasi

The Stasi Police force run by Florida Governor Ron DickSanwich to raid people’s houses at gunpoint because they disagree with him and use Science instead of stupidity to combat a pandemic.
Did you hear that Rebeka and her children were held at gunpoint in her home so the FDLE could grab her computer?
Oh, by FDLE you mean the DeStasi!
by Sonicbo0mz December 10, 2020
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kartoffelkrieg

(Potato War)A German phrase referring to the Insurrection led on the US Capitol by the Potatriot Party and their leader Chewbacca Bikini Kill the Wabbit guy. The goal was to stop the finalization of the Presidential Election.
Did you see all the Potatriots storming the Rotunda in an attempt to start the Kartoffelkrieg in the US Capitol?
by Sonicbo0mz January 18, 2021
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Trumpsturbater

A person who mentally masturbates at the mere thought of listening to an incoherent rage filled speech or any supporting plague of baseless stupidity by their idol Donald Trump.
Did you see that Right Wing hate speech yesterday by the Proud Boi?
Yeah, what a Trumpsturbater!
by Sonicbo0mz December 04, 2020
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Convoid

Much like the Right Wing Inconvienience Festival/Truck Rally held at the Canadian border of Feb. 2022. However this event planned for Washington DC on March 1, 2022 attendance was permitted for 3000 people, only yielded 11 participants.
Hey, did you see the Stage of Freedumb rally in DC? Oh, you mean the Convoid!!!
by Sonicbo0mz March 02, 2022
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