Sonicbo0mz's definitions

DeStasi

The Stasi Police force run by Florida Governor Ron DickSanwich to raid people’s houses at gunpoint because they disagree with him and use Science instead of stupidity to combat a pandemic.

Did you hear that Rebeka and her children were held at gunpoint in her home so the FDLE could grab her computer?
Oh, by FDLE you mean the DeStasi!

by Sonicbo0mz December 10, 2020

Cruz Clux Clan

The group of Republican senators that still wanted to challenge the 2020 Electoral College Vote even after dozens of failed lawsuits and a Coup Attempt led by Chewbacca Bikini guy and his friends from Duck Dynasty.

It was really embarrassing to see the Cruz Clux Clan on the news today still trying to make Trump 2020 happen.

by Sonicbo0mz January 8, 2021

unfuckening

The first 100 days of the Biden Administration consisting of executive orders to get the USA back into the World Health Organization, PARIS Agreement and an actual Covid-19 Vaccination plan

What do you think the new name for Operation Warp Speed should be?
IDK, how about the unfuckening?

by Sonicbo0mz January 24, 2021

inauguvirus

a sudden illness experienced on January 20, 2021 when you can’t go into work because you must celebrate the the swearing in of President Joe Biden & Vice-President Kamala Harris signaling the end of the 1460 day hostage situation otherwise known as the Trump Presidency & the defeat of the Potatriot Uprising of January 6, 2021.

I couldn’t go in Wednesday. I had the inauguvirus

by Sonicbo0mz January 21, 2021

Repubunists

A new breed of American right wing nationalists that support Putin and the Kremlin from their couch eating Twinkies in the air-conditioned comfort of their double wide while watching FOX News and planning a “Special Military Operation” in every American woman’s uterus.

Did you hear about Chad? Yeah, he’s one of those Repubunists now. I knew that would happen when he got sucked into the y’allagarchy

by Sonicbo0mz May 10, 2022

Trumpoxia

A phenomenon whereas the wearer of an air purifying mask begins to think that they are actually experiencing hypoxia and suffocatIng on their own CO2 as it becomes entrapped in their face mask. This is likely the result of the excessive CO2 produced by this specific demographic, not the porosity of the mask it’s self.

Hey, did you hear about Britney? She passed out from Trumpoxia because the mean barista made her wear a face mask.

by Sonicbo0mz June 29, 2020

Bidenakkah

The festival of Donald Trumps baseless voter fraud lawsuits thrown out in every state since November 7 when the election was called for Joe Biden. Every day waking up to Trumps loss is another gift, like Hanukkah for Democrats.

Hey, are you celebrating Hanukkah? No, but I’m celebrating Bidenakkah!!

by Sonicbo0mz November 22, 2020