Derpshire 

The land in which all derp originates. the rival of herpshire, these two lands have been in unharmonious battle since the dawn of time.

This is madness. THIS. IS. DERPSHIRE!!!

Derpshire by Hypnopaedia October 1, 2011

derbyshire 

A county in the East Midlands of England. Home to the Peak District. Largest settlements are Derby and Chesterfield. Administrative headquarters are based in Matlock. Only has two English football league clubs- Derby County FC and Chesterfield FC. Considered by some to be the birthplace of the Industrial Revolution. Borders on Greater Manchester, South Yorkshire, Nottinghamshire, Leicestershire, Cheshire, and Staffordshire.

Derbyshire is in the centre of England.

derbyshire by Hobo107 January 25, 2015

Derpshit 

Derpshit is a combination of the words 'Derp' and 'Dipshit'. It means to be a derpy dipshit, a dipshit who displays too much idiocy to be defined by the word dipshit alone, or moron alone. Hence, derpshit. Not just anybody can be a derpshit, it takes a special type of retard with a large amount of the derp running through their derpy veins. Wiggers would be a good example of Derpshits.

The creation of this word was inspired by the constant high level of idiocy displayed by the human race.

He's lost his job. He's lost his kids. He's lost his sanity. This is what Charlie Sheen considers winning? Fucking derpshit.

Derpshit by Nikonian Sarconious May 15, 2011

Tyler Derbyshire 

Tyler wanks off to beastiality porn 24/7 and doesn’t stop until his mum chops off his dick. His cum is green and has bits in it like orange juice. Tyler is also an absolute cunt. Stay away from him because he’ll convince you to sleep over and rape you while you’re there (please note that if you do go to his house you might witness Tyler Derbyshire humping his dog).

person 1: who is that cunt?
person 2: oh that’s just Tyler Derbyshire
person 1: oh he one that fucked his dog?
person 2: yeah...

Tyler Derbyshire by ben ceaplen is a cunt November 17, 2018

Mr Derbyshire 

Mr Derbyshire, AKA ‘Derby’ is a veteran headmaster as well as an experienced assembly organiser. Derby is a cheeky old man who has an uncanny resemblance to the TV character ‘Mr Bean’. Derby is rarely seen around the school premises and remains an isolated figure from the rest of the school staff team. However, Derby truly shines when the yearly teacher karaoke show goes on towards the end of the school year. During this show Derby shows his musical talents and leaves the school pupils bowing down at his feet with the sheer beauty of his voice. Another time of the year when Mr Derbyshire shines is when the school sports day takes place. During this memorable day Derby shows of with various poses in his Gucci suit.
- Mr Derbyshire is also referred to as ‘mein führer’ by the school students.

Mrs Brown: David! I’m in a bit of a pickle organising the year 11’s assembly for tomorrow. I thought I’d come to you for help, I’ve got nothing.

Mr Derbyshire: It’s not a problem Laura! I’ve got some religious shit that I’ll show them year 11’s for the assembly. They don’t listen to our assemblies anyway - they’re more interested in this Snapchat thing that’s popular at the moment.

Mrs Brown: Thankyou David! You’re such a great assembly organiser and headmaster. I wish every headmaster could be such a Mr Derbyshire.

Mr Derbyshire by WadhamMan2002 July 28, 2018

jacob derbyshire 

Jacob Derbyshire is the kindest, most perfect, most amazingest boy ive ever met and ever will meet, hes my prince and i plan on spending every single second of my life till were old and wrinkle with him with him. He's far too perfect for me but he doesn't care because he's mine. He's not like the typical boy because he actually cares, he's so cute he sends me little letters on paper when times get hard and does everything he can just to make me smile a tiny little bit no matter what the situation is he never gives up, just looking into his blue eyes make me melt. I love every single inch of him and I couldn't love him anymore because we're going to have our happy ever after with our little strawberry farms and little house:'3 I love you Jacob forever and always x

Kirsty <3

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jacob derbyshire by Kirstyox October 26, 2013

dropshire 

(Noun) slang for that thing when you have to poop in a meadow

"Pull the car over. I need to take a dropshire."

dropshire by Lantern11211 April 6, 2017