The infinite chasm one derps forth all mindless brainfarts that surface at any time of day, blurted while gormlessly holding a smartphone, waiting for something, anything to happen.
-Anything on Twitter, Tumblr, Pinterest, Facebook, Google+,Reddit,Vine or MySpace that is just nothing but pure, mindless, vapid Derp.
(Also spelled "Durpstream", or "D3rpstr33m")
-Anything on Twitter, Tumblr, Pinterest, Facebook, Google+,Reddit,Vine or MySpace that is just nothing but pure, mindless, vapid Derp.
(Also spelled "Durpstream", or "D3rpstr33m")
A: "Anything happening on the derpstream?"
B: "Jeremy got engaged and some kid got saved from a dog by a cat"
A: "Sweet" *continues lighting bong*
B: "Jeremy got engaged and some kid got saved from a dog by a cat"
A: "Sweet" *continues lighting bong*
by Jason_Chatfield May 16, 2014
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