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Derpshit 

Derpshit is a combination of the words 'Derp' and 'Dipshit'. It means to be a derpy dipshit, a dipshit who displays too much idiocy to be defined by the word dipshit alone, or moron alone. Hence, derpshit. Not just anybody can be a derpshit, it takes a special type of retard with a large amount of the derp running through their derpy veins. Wiggers would be a good example of Derpshits.

The creation of this word was inspired by the constant high level of idiocy displayed by the human race.
He's lost his job. He's lost his kids. He's lost his sanity. This is what Charlie Sheen considers winning? Fucking derpshit.

Derpshire 

The land in which all derp originates. the rival of herpshire, these two lands have been in unharmonious battle since the dawn of time.
This is madness. THIS. IS. DERPSHIRE!!!
Derpshire by Hypnopaedia October 1, 2011

deepshit horizon 

The explosion at deepwater horizon oil field, which holds the record for deepest offshore well drilled, the largest marine oil spill it created & the deep shit in which many marine & terrestrial organisms, the residents of many beach towns, employees of Transocean & BP & BP plc itself landed into.
Folks over at BP were exploring the horizons of how deep they can land in deepshit trying to save some money. The deepshit horizon oil rig exploded as a result of some shitjob that landed them & many more in deepshit!

deepshit 

see shitfuck definitions 2, 3, 4

to be deep in fecal matter
my tire's in some deep shit...
deepshit by Bryant Z April 18, 2004

Deepshit 

You’re a deepshit
Deepshit by anonymous November 30, 2021

derpshitiot 

A combination of derp, dipshit and idiot
Don't be a derpshitiot...
derpshitiot by GrimFrog February 4, 2025

Deppshit 

A Hollywood type, extreme leftist liberal jerk who makes ill thought out threats or insinuations about a sitting United States President. Doing so because he's a washed out boozed up failure as an actor.
Hey, I just watched a Deppshit further ruin himself on TV.
Deppshit by Cash_s. June 24, 2017
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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