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derps by spruce_goose July 2, 2005
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cough derps
(n. pl.) - When speaking in public, you experience a sudden coughing fit - but you try to talk your way through it, leading the audience to possibly hear something you didn't actually say.
Cough Derps in action:
What you said: "And so, you can see that *cough* 'is *choke* 's *hack* 'very *chork*"
What you thought you said: "And so, you can see that this rare situation occurs in every byte."
What the audience heard: "And so, you can see that his rate of masturbation is very high."
What you said: "And so, you can see that *cough* 'is *choke* 's *hack* 'very *chork*"
What you thought you said: "And so, you can see that this rare situation occurs in every byte."
What the audience heard: "And so, you can see that his rate of masturbation is very high."
cough derps by The Real Egon Spengler October 5, 2013
The Derps
A symptom found in gamers that causes them to exhibit - often times retarded - and pointless ignorance or devoid awareness of anything that regards intelligent thinking.
Primer has a serious case of the derps.
Or simply imagine somebody being as close to legally considered mentally handicapped without actually being quite there.
Or simply imagine somebody being as close to legally considered mentally handicapped without actually being quite there.
The Derps by Str8 Derpin' April 22, 2011
hand derps
When your partner is giving you a handjob but stops because there hand cramped and there to time to finish. Hi
hand derps by Themaxx64 January 21, 2018
The Derps
The Derps by The Gnargoyle October 26, 2010
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