Derpscrolling

Mindlessly scrolling social media comment sections just to witness how stupid people can be.

I was going to read a book, but I spent two hours derpscrolling YouTube comments instead.

by mojoroum December 27, 2025

derptrolling

A cunt that sits on twitter attacking online multi billionaire corporations and companies. An infamous cyber criminal.

DerpTrolling is a bad dude.

by DerpTrollingIsARetard January 4, 2014

Dumpscrolling

The art of excessive social media use on the crapper, extending well beyond the act of defecation.

Sorry I’m late, I was dumpscrolling in the handicap stall and went down a few rabbit holes.

by Dirkdiggler11 August 23, 2022