Derpsause
Derpsause by Riversause October 27, 2020
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Derpsause
Someone who is very stupid. This person never uses their brain and never thinks about thinks before they do them. Often times these are the type of people who always make you lose in a game especially in Rainbow Six Siege because they are so bad. They always miss their shots causing everyone to hate them. This person only has one friend who is also weird. This person also loves pirates cause he's weird he plays pirate games and wants to waste everyone's time to try to get in the same lobby. This person also probably has a name starting with a Z.
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Derpssession
A disorder in which an individual is abnormally obsessed with "Derp" and all related terms.
This disorder can bring harm, not only to the afflicted, but those close to the afflicted individual.
If the afflicted individual is left to his/her own devices for too long the effects can become irreversible
and lead to an apparent "possession" by the related terms in which "Derp" becomes all they know.
A cure is actively being pursued.
Join the cause!
This disorder can bring harm, not only to the afflicted, but those close to the afflicted individual.
If the afflicted individual is left to his/her own devices for too long the effects can become irreversible
and lead to an apparent "possession" by the related terms in which "Derp" becomes all they know.
A cure is actively being pursued.
Join the cause!
Expert: "I'm sorry ma'am, but it appears as though your son has become a victim of Derpssession."
Concerned Parent: "What...what is that?! Is it life threatening?"
Expert: "No, actually it's not. I just found this on Urban Dictionary. Your son is fine."
Concerned Parent: "WHAT?! Your horrible! I'll see you in court!"
Expert: "You too! However, may I suggest reprimanding your son when he uses terms such as 'Derp'? This could lead to your son becoming a target of violence."
Concerned Parent: "What...what is that?! Is it life threatening?"
Expert: "No, actually it's not. I just found this on Urban Dictionary. Your son is fine."
Concerned Parent: "WHAT?! Your horrible! I'll see you in court!"
Expert: "You too! However, may I suggest reprimanding your son when he uses terms such as 'Derp'? This could lead to your son becoming a target of violence."
Derpssession by Bracket January 6, 2014
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