derpsex
Jenny: Yeah, I totally had derpsex with Jim the other night. It was so awkward.
Steph: Oh, I hate that! Why can't guys just have some confidence?
Steph: Oh, I hate that! Why can't guys just have some confidence?
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Deppsexual
Deppsexual by Symph Marie November 2, 2009
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DERPLEXIA
~Currently Proposed as a New Addition to the DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) and Under Review~
DERPLEXIA: the condition or state of extreme brain pain and mind melts that occur due to any number of interactions with or knowledge of herp-a-derp type individuals.
Clincal indications of a state of Derplexia are commonly reported by individuals as including:
1. cognitive processes along the lines of "what the fuck" or "seriously?", which often coincide with
2. physiological changes as commonly seen in persons experiencing anger or rage, and
3. behavioral manifestations such as placing one's palm to forehead (facepalming), discontinuation of prior activities (so as to give their full attention to attempting to process and assimilate new info), or other indicators of disbelief and perplexity of thought.
Research to date is still in preliminary stages, thus therapeautic interventions are quite limited. Currently, the only effective treatment known is full or partial extermination of either the herp-a-derp type of individual or the suffer's own life, and a full discontinuation of all herp-a-derp topics in conversation.
DERPLEXIA: the condition or state of extreme brain pain and mind melts that occur due to any number of interactions with or knowledge of herp-a-derp type individuals.
Clincal indications of a state of Derplexia are commonly reported by individuals as including:
1. cognitive processes along the lines of "what the fuck" or "seriously?", which often coincide with
2. physiological changes as commonly seen in persons experiencing anger or rage, and
3. behavioral manifestations such as placing one's palm to forehead (facepalming), discontinuation of prior activities (so as to give their full attention to attempting to process and assimilate new info), or other indicators of disbelief and perplexity of thought.
Research to date is still in preliminary stages, thus therapeautic interventions are quite limited. Currently, the only effective treatment known is full or partial extermination of either the herp-a-derp type of individual or the suffer's own life, and a full discontinuation of all herp-a-derp topics in conversation.
Person 1: <<insert some random reference to a herp-a-derp person or celebrity>>
Person 2: <<awkward pause of silence/looks of disgust>>
"Ugh, I hate when you tell me these weird stories. I always don't feel so well afterwards. And now my head hurts... thanks buddy..."
Person 1:
"Oops. I hope you don't have Derplexia! That stuff is serious!"
Person 2: <<awkward pause of silence/looks of disgust>>
"Ugh, I hate when you tell me these weird stories. I always don't feel so well afterwards. And now my head hurts... thanks buddy..."
Person 1:
"Oops. I hope you don't have Derplexia! That stuff is serious!"
DERPLEXIA by Meow Mixerology May 21, 2012
Deppsexual
Being attracted to Johnny Depp. Usually a severe case in which you’d leave any sexuality just to be with Johnny Depp.
Boyfriend: “I’m sorry but I have officially came out as Deppsexual. I am willing to leave you for Johnny Depp.”
Deppsexual by Kittycatluvu123 April 19, 2019
Derisexual
Derisexual by Yourskoliosexualqueen September 25, 2021
Deepsex
Refers to a sexual activity that is done in a super extreme way, such as touching genitals like the booty, breasts, penis, nipples. And also done in an extremely pleasureful way.
Oh my god, last night me and Amy enjoyed that deepsex, her breasts were so big and massive like an inflated chests and she enjoyed that big penis I had.
Deepsex by Bccchamp_3 May 12, 2025
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