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Deredcrat 

To run into a door

To make someone run into a door
I just deredcrated that door
Deredcrat by duckpinbowling October 10, 2017

Desecrated Toilet 

When you shit all over a public toilet seat thereby rendering the toilet useless and unbearable until it can be restored to a sanitary condition by a janitor who makes substantially more than minimum wage.
Hugo ate some undercooked poultry and left a desecrated toilet at the mall. They closed the west bathrooms for 3 hours while 5 janitors wearing X-Files suits with pressure washers full of phosphoric acid went to work to restore the bowl to its former glory. Hugo laughed. Then he shit his pants.

desecrate 

To have contempt for or show disrespect for something that someone holds sacred or holy. To violate the sacredness of something. To defile something holy.
Do not desecrate the children's graves. To desecrate the ancient Native American's cave drawings should be harshly punished.
desecrate by strand November 19, 2013

desecrate 

To profane, divert from sacred purpose.
The desecration of the depiction of the top religious leader.
desecrate by Larstait November 14, 2003

Defecrate 

Pooping on or against something that is holy. Considered to be a faux pas in most cultures.
"Dude! So William visited the Sistine chapel yesterday, but got arrested for defecrating on the altar! I'd bail him out, but there's no deal when crucifixion is involved."
"Yea, and defecratest thou not in the Holiest of Grails, lest ye be damned into eternity."
Defecrate by Werpdwerg November 1, 2008

southern baptist desecration 

The new and improved term for the southern baptist convention; adopted pursuant to the scandalous, irreverant, systemic and criminal mis-management of sexually abusive clergy.
Hey, how about those catholic kid fuckers? They should be burned for that shit!
Better be careful about throwing stones; the southern baptist desecration comes pretty close.
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