Deponts

A fertile woman with fluctuations in weight and moods.
"I can't believe Susan from high school turned out to be a deponts!"
by DonkeyPuncher1 November 14, 2013
mugGet the Depontsmug.

depontication

Jamie was upset with the way the argument with Jill was going and as they crossed a bridge he saw an opportunity to end his misery. At the perfect moment he chose to practice a bit of depontication.
by just a guy living in BKK October 20, 2013
mugGet the deponticationmug.

Deponte

A depressing sexual drought. A long and horrific amount of time without sexual contact.
I gotta go out and meet some new people so I can't bust out of this Deponte. No love slump born again virgin round peg square hole chastity dry spell no action Jackson hands on relationship
by The Monster Truck October 04, 2016
mugGet the Depontemug.