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depontisate 

To throw off a bridge, as in a person. (verb)

The etymology of defenestrate is such that the root, fenestra, comes from the latin word fenestra, which means "window". Defenestrate, therefore, pretty much means de-window-ate. If you dewindowate someone, what are you doing to them?
The latin word for bridge is pontis. To debridgeate someone, you need only depontisate them.
If you were to jump off a bridge and depontisate yourself, you would be committing suicide via death by autodepontization.
depontisate by ButterWang July 5, 2007
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depontication

Jamie was upset with the way the argument with Jill was going and as they crossed a bridge he saw an opportunity to end his misery. At the perfect moment he chose to practice a bit of depontication.
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Depontisation 

the action of physically forcing someone or something off of the side of a bridge.
Country Mac commits self depontisation in 'Always Sunny in Philadelphia,' Season 9, Episode 5 "Mac Day" (famous for the suicide is badass meme of Danny DeVito).

Bungie Jumping is often depontisating for fun.

In the movie Joe Dirt, Joe Dirt is accidentally depontisated at the end of the movie's climax.
Depontisation by Hus#0408 May 21, 2023
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
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