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Duolingo 

A dark web platform which kidnaps your close ones. To release them, one must learn a language. Their mascot is the infamous green owl.
Me:"Please, i want to see my kids again!"
The Duolingo Owl:"Not until you learn that french lesson you don't!"
Duolingo by Karen&Kids April 2, 2019
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Duolingo 

The messenger of hell. He kidnaps your family and you might get them back if you complete your lessons.
Idk man... the duolingo owl is kinda hot...”
Duolingo by (;_;) April 11, 2019

declintonate

the act of losing when well ahead in a race.
big brown and hillary clinton both chose to declintonate towards the end of both their important races.
declintonate by em bee kay June 18, 2008

dumpleton dealing

Dumpleton dealing is the skilled art of having the dexterity, skill and experience of dealing a game of poker where the dealer is able to manipulate the cards at the last minute or last round of betting in order that a player who was odds on favourite to win ends up losing to a very unlikely turn of fate. Many dumpleton dealers are also magicians and can adapt there skills easily to close up magic or street cons such as 3 card monte.
Ian had a Full House Aces over Kings, he could only lose to one card, middle pin nine of hearts to give the other guy a straight flush, Sarah was dealing and last card she turned the nine of hearts!! She was dumpleton dealing for sure!!

Duolingo 

The living embodiment of Satan; will do anything he possibly can to make you pay for your absence on his spanish lesson, you bafoon.
Hey! Last night, I skipped my lesson on Duolingo!
What happened next?
Remember my kid?
Duolingo by DracoBoom October 29, 2019

Wheeling and dealing 

The art of hustling, particularly in a rushed or busy fashion.
Bob was wheeling and dealing around town to make a rent check.
Wheeling and dealing by 🐺 November 2, 2017