Delonge
Delonge is a word used to define a man who loves to play with his own weiner, a person who just loves to choke the chicken and spread semen.
Delonge by SaneInsane April 22, 2009
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DeLonge's Syndrome
A condition in which the affected person(s) compulsively swears, talks of beastiality, incest, their fake homosexuality, fecal waste, urination, boobies and masturbation due to obsession with Blink-182's and their guitarist, Tom DeLonge's live performances, interviews and random recordings.
Doctor: Sir, our diagnosis on you is simply DeLonge's Syndrome.
Guy: Shitfuck! That gets me horny! Where's my dog!?
Guy: Shitfuck! That gets me horny! Where's my dog!?
DeLonge's Syndrome by eldonge13 March 31, 2010
Tom DeLonge
Guitarist/Lead Singer for Blink-182. Really Cool Guy, I had The Honor of Meeting him, and Playing Guitar With him, People say He's Matured, but only in music, He's Still the Perverted guy from his 20's. His voice has changed , but in 2012 it's slowly going to back to before.
He Plays along side Mark Hoppus (Bassist/Lead singer) and Travis Barker(Drummer)
If you've never listened to a song I suggest Rollercoaster or Hearts All Gone
He Plays along side Mark Hoppus (Bassist/Lead singer) and Travis Barker(Drummer)
If you've never listened to a song I suggest Rollercoaster or Hearts All Gone
Lyrics To I Miss You
Dont waste your time on me your already the Voice Inside my head.
How Tom DeLonge sings it
Donaste yo ime on me your alraady tha yoice iinside mah yead.
Yet he sounds Rad while Singing It/
Dont waste your time on me your already the Voice Inside my head.
How Tom DeLonge sings it
Donaste yo ime on me your alraady tha yoice iinside mah yead.
Yet he sounds Rad while Singing It/
Tom DeLonge by BENWAHHH August 17, 2012
tom delonge
Tom DeLonge is the ex-singer of blink-182 and Box Car Race, he now fronts new band Angels and Airwaves (abbreviated to AVA).
He is eaily recognisable on record by his over-pronounced vowels. For instance, the line (from BCR's song 'Letters to God')
"I won't lie, I won't sin"
when sung by Tom becomes:
"OOiiiii won't looooiiii, Ooooiiii won't sseeeeaann".
He is a genius, though, and very quick to point out that he's probably the worst guitar player in the world.
He used to be hilarious and jokey, although since blink split up he has apparently had "an epiphany" and now has got a lot more serious in his bid to take over the world with AVA.
His nuts apparently taste better with fudge, and he claims to have the best looking ass in the world.
He is eaily recognisable on record by his over-pronounced vowels. For instance, the line (from BCR's song 'Letters to God')
"I won't lie, I won't sin"
when sung by Tom becomes:
"OOiiiii won't looooiiii, Ooooiiii won't sseeeeaann".
He is a genius, though, and very quick to point out that he's probably the worst guitar player in the world.
He used to be hilarious and jokey, although since blink split up he has apparently had "an epiphany" and now has got a lot more serious in his bid to take over the world with AVA.
His nuts apparently taste better with fudge, and he claims to have the best looking ass in the world.
Crazy fan girl: OMMMGZZZ lyk Tom DeLonge is lyk SOOOOO hottttt
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Mark: Hey Tom, tell everybody what they do in the Phillipenes
Tom: We heard that in the Phillipenes, when a baby is crying, they suck on it's penis to make it be quiet. It works with me too: if I cry, suck me off and I'll shut up"
Mark: OK, Tom - shut the fuck up!
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Mark: Hey Tom, tell everybody what they do in the Phillipenes
Tom: We heard that in the Phillipenes, when a baby is crying, they suck on it's penis to make it be quiet. It works with me too: if I cry, suck me off and I'll shut up"
Mark: OK, Tom - shut the fuck up!
tom delonge by pie_guy May 28, 2006
Tom DeLonge
The guitarist and one of the two singers for blink-182, he's REALLY cool and funny, he's also the lead singer/guitarist/bass player for a band called Boxcar racer
Tom DeLonge by Kyle Maskiw January 1, 2005
Tom DeLonge
Tom DeLonge, born on December 13th 1975, is a founding member of the bands blink-182, box car racer and angels and airwaves. He grew up in Poway, CA. Tom believes strongly in aliens--very strongly--and bought a computer for the soul purpose of looking up alien websites. He believes he was abducted and anally probed .. on purpose. His stage nickname is "Hott Pants." He's married (unfortunately) to his highschool sweetheart, Jen Jenkins and they have a daughter named Ava. He married Jen on May 26, 2001 after proposing to her while she was sleeping on their tour bus. He currently lives in Encinitis, CA. He was introduced to his best friend, Mark Hoppus, by Mark's sister Anne who wrote the book, "Tales From Beneath Your Mom," about her brother's band. Tom costarred in the movies The Urethra Chronicles 1 and 2 and made a guest appearence, along with band members, Travis Barker and Mark Hoppus, in American Pie. In high school he was kicked out for being drunk at a highschool basketball (possibly football) game. He was forced to go to Rancho Bernardo High. He was later admitted back into his high school and was voted prom king, which angered his school's officials greatly. The song "Dick Lips" was written about this event. Blink-182 is currently on hiatus since 2005 to "spend more time with their families", but Box Car Racer broke up one year after their first album "Box Car Racer" because Travis and Tom were both in the band and Mark felt alienated. Tom didn't want his best friend to feel this way, so the band split up and their website, boxcarracer.com was taken down. It has since then been put back up and the Angels and Airwaves first CD is expected out soon. A blink's greatest hits album is also expected out soon. Blink was the original name of blink-182 because Tom likes short verbs. But, they were sued by an Irish techno band also called blink and though many rumors were made for the reason of the "182" it is in fact just a random number to avoid law suit. Blink's produced the following CDs: Flyswatter, Buddha, Cheshire Cat, Dude Ranch, Enema of the State, The Mark Tom and Travis Show, Take Off Your Pants and Jacket, and blink-182/self-titled/untitled. Aside from being a big gross pervert with his buddies, Tom is the sexiest man on earth and the funniest and best guitarist and singer in the world. I have been inspired by him and all of his bands (of course ... that's why i know this much by heart!!) and I will always love him.
Tom DeLonge by Tom DeLonge_Lover July 20, 2008
Tom Delonge
His birth name Thomas Matthew. Born December 13, 1975. He is the guitarist and one of the two lead vocalists for the pop punk band Blink 182. Bands he's associated with are AVA (Angels and Airwaves) Blink 182 (Currently making music), and Box Car Racer. Before being a musician he wanted to be a firefighter. His parents divorced when he was eighteen. DeLonge was kicked out of High School during his junior year (1991) after being caught drunk at a school basketball game. But DeLonge graduated from high school in 1993. Tom Delonge is a handsome man and a Idol.
Tom Delonge Mark Hoppus Travis Barker Blink 182 AVA Angels and Airwaves Box Car Racer Blink Thomas Matthew Pop punk
Tom Delonge by ZombiesSTD January 25, 2012
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