delivered 

the act of ignoring ones snapchat and their snap map saying “just now” but your snap to them saying “delivered an hour ago”

bro he left me on delivered, his snap map says 3 minutes ago on snap and i sent him a snap 45 minutes ago

delivered by liljbaby February 20, 2019

Delivered 

Delivered means your man left you on delivered. Not because they are not interested in you but because they are in love with you <33

#delulu

He left me on delivered he definitely loves me

Delivered by Youdonthavethisname July 20, 2023

Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina 

It's like waking up on the wrong side of the bed, except it's for life.

Bitchy Girl: Ugh. Can't sleep.
Clever Boy: Stroke yourself.
Bitchy Girl: Get a life.
Clever Boy: Done. Got it at Walmart.
Bitchy Girl: Awesome.
Clever Boy: Someeeeone got delivered on the wrong side of the vagina.
Bitchy Girl: How rude are you right now?
Clever Boy: Enough to be called rude. I guess that's obvious, though.

At this point I'd recommend a snack. Say, doritos. Or yogurt. Yogurt has the potential to be healthy and delicious at the same time.
Bitchy Girl: Honestly, fuck off.
Clever Boy: You should have your own show on MTV.

Delivered on the Wrong Side of the Vagina by TheDonald June 12, 2009

Delivered Duchess 

A girl who acts genuinely interested in you but leaves you on delivered for hours or even days.

Yo dude this goth mommy I’m talking to is such a delivered duchess

Delivered Duchess by Mattywatty69 June 27, 2025

on delivered

a texting term meaning that someone has not responded for hours or in the worst cases days 😭

i’ve been on delivered for a week it’s cool tho she’s probably just taking a shower

on delivered by hey buddy 111 June 6, 2021

left on delivered 

When you've been snapchatting/texting with your crush and she doesn't even want to open your snap/text.

Worse than being left on read, believe me.

Yo, tanya left me on delivered mane i need your help!

Nigga really be drinking toilet water while being left on delivered

left on delivered by nelo. January 2, 2019

left on delivered 

Worse than being left on open. They are definitely avoiding you, They can’t evn be bothered to open your text! Usaly can tell if it says they are still active on social media or have done other things eg. Post on story, text in group chat.

Omg I was texting her last night and, she left on delivered

left on delivered by The.Bright.Light December 1, 2018