Delayrium 

- A delayed re-action condition caused by lack of sleep, busy doing shit, distracted, pissing round, fucking round, dicking round, hand on it or up it, playing God, brainless, vacant, forgetful, task less, clueless, doesn't give a monkey's or is just plain lost. Resulting in a person or persons who takes far longer periods of time than is normally expected to answer, reply, respond, pick up, drop off, arrive, leave, not even bother, or never.

Leading to... They are in total delayrium, those fudge packers said they would get back to me days ago about going to the shop to get their Tutus fitted.

Delayrium by By Paulton P. Puddington Jnr. May 25, 2023

shit delirium 

Sudden severe confusion that occurs in one's brain when someone has to shit very badly and access to a bathroom feels unattainable. Someone with shit delirium may do unexplainable things.

George had to shit like there was no tomorrow. He was up to his eyeballs in shit. He displayed shit delirium when he inexplicably tried to unlock an unrelated lock that went nowhere when the bathroom was only a few steps away.

shit delirium by JoeyD-PSC November 20, 2010

pixel delerium 

Video game induced stupor developed after playing obsessively for hours on end.

We spent so long trying to beat that level last night that I ended up with pixel delerium. I could hardly focus on the road driving home afterwards.

pixel delerium by L-Dub Elie March 4, 2009

academic delirium 

The excited, confused, inappropraite state of mind a medical student reaches during finals time. It is a syndrome of acute onset characterized by uncontrollable gchating, youtubing, facebooking, google+ing, sneaking food in the library, as well as an exponential increase in the amount of breaks to "make peepees", due to caffeine overdosing. The syndrome can be aggravated by accelerated medical school programs of the caribbean nature. In this case, those affected, rather than actively working on a tan, are working on a DVT directly correlated to sitting on a desk for 22 hours straight. Complete resolution and healing is expected within 7-10 days post examination. Recovery is accelerated by alcohol, sleeping, stuffing one's face with food, and avoiding all direct and indirect contact with studyproducts and the such. Condition is highly infectious.

Frederica: What time are you going home?
Me: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....... Academic delirium currently in progress...............have to get through another 86 hours of adaboobies, yakaboots, pandybear, and da beevs. Wanna get another coffee?

academic delirium by gigglemonsterinthehouse August 17, 2011

delerium 

Great electronic band. Intentional wrong spelling.

Sarah McLachlan only sang one song with Delerium, please don't believe all the fools who rename files on Kazaa.

delerium by Brilhasti August 22, 2003

Fat man delirium 

The ecstatic, overjoyed state that an obese person enters when filling their face with food. The more calorific, the greater the height of delirium; for example a creamy chocolate pudding can induce extreme hysterical behaviour with a complete loss of their surroundings, hell-bent on ingesting as much food as possible.

"Shit, what's up with Fat Rich? He's bouncing off the walls with fudge cake all over his face!!"

"It's fat man delirium! Who the hell let him get at the cake?!"

Fat man delirium by SiBrad July 10, 2011

Delirium Tremens

Alcohol withdrawl symptoms, usually apparent in people who suffer alcoholism who suddenly stop drinking. (Don't confuse with a hangover).

John suffers from delirium tremens.

Delirium Tremens by Brendan B. May 19, 2006