del boy

Poor, ineffective scam artist or con-man. From the TV sitcom, Only Fools and Horses.

Daves a proper del boy.

del boy by oracle March 12, 2004

del boy

when a guy is generally being a dick or a fuckboy. a douchebag.

her: “ive been talking to a guy but he just wants to hu and he’s a player. he doesn’t care abt me”
her best friend: “wow he’s such a DEL BOY” 🙄🤦🏻 ♀️

del boy by skdnejdunrbdd November 27, 2019

Del Boy

Small fat penis, that barely changes on becoming aroused.

"Smithy had a sweaty del boy after all that but it still seemed to do the trick"

Del Boy by cwish March 25, 2008

Northern Del Boy 

A phrase most commonly used to describe a northern person known as Luke Johnston. A man who will literally take anything that is not secured down and try to sell it

Look there’s luke the northern Del Boy trying to sell his old socks.

Northern Del Boy by Northern Del Boy November 30, 2019

sexy del boy 

he is very cool he eats donuts and has a large finger

i eat sexy del boy waterslide dimstra

sexy del boy by john cool 23 July 30, 2023

Delboy Chauvin 

Despite concessions being made, a large man was resisting arrest strongly, after attempting to steal from a grocery store with a fake bill.

It took all officers to hold him down.

Delboy adopted the textbook prone knee hold to the man to restrict his maneuverability. The man continued to shout and make the same claims he had been making for the previous 30 minutes. Delboy asked his colleagues to call paramedics as the man was complaining of medical issues.

When the paramedics arrived, the man's heart had stopped beating. It was later found that he had ingested a large amount of fentanyl, which had strained his already diseased heart.

The man was pronounced dead some time later. This event would ensure that Delboy's name would be etched into the publics memory for quite some time to come. Delboy was charged for his claimed misconduct and placed under arrest. What followed was months of backlash, rioting, looting, destruction of property, arson, rape and murder, mostly by a certain group of people, in reaction to the occurrence.

A year later, the riots still ongoing in some cities, the trial began. An ready foregone conclusion,
Celebrities, politicians and galaxy-brained representatives of a certain community rejoiced at the guilty verdict, but some went a little too far. And some went too far, even before the jury had delivered their verdict. Resulting in the current situation of Delboy currently awaiting sentencing pending the outcome of a requested retrial.

Morris: You always go too far and Delboy Chauvin the situation.
Brookes: I didn't mean to it just escalated and went somewhere it shouldn't have.
Morris: I guess it was kinda my fault to begin with, not really yours for having to Delboy Chauvin me.

Delboy Chauvin by TheSaltergeist May 15, 2021