A school with a relatively mediocre academic reputation, mediocre athletic programs, and mediocre.. well, everything. This school draws from five school districts in butt fuck nowhere, NJ where all of the girls either have tanning beds installed in their basements or waste approximately 4/5 of their part time job money on fake tanning, the guys either wrestle or highly endorse John Deere, and everyone else is basically boring- with the exception of a few.
Del Val has an addiction to not prepping students for life after high school. It's great. Counselors don't really give a shit about 90% of the students (which is about.. 90 students), the school has cut funding for everything, and ever since our gay ex-principal left, it's just been downhill.
Del Val has an addiction to not prepping students for life after high school. It's great. Counselors don't really give a shit about 90% of the students (which is about.. 90 students), the school has cut funding for everything, and ever since our gay ex-principal left, it's just been downhill.
Woo hoo Del Val.
by fat kids eat cake January 11, 2011
Del Val or DVRHS or whatever the fuck you want to call it fuckin sucks we got a 6'7" big ass blonde cunt as a principal and an ex power lifter bald headed ass bitch nigga as the vice principal where his main duties include being a bounty hunter for students vaping in the bathroom, puffing out his chest, and being a fucking cunt. For some godforsaken reason we're obsessed with 2 15-18 year old students touching each other's assholes on a mat. 93% of the students smoke the Mary Jane and do other drugs such as adderall, heroin, and over the counter bullshit drugs. We fucking suck at everything (except for cool ass vape tricks). Fuck me even half the fucking teachers smoke and probably want to lynch themselves. Every guy had their dick in at least some hole of a girl in the school it's basically a sesspool of all the STD's you can think of. Everyone is in the middle of butt fucking nowhere and lives on a farm. Fuck we have corn right next to the school, there's probably 12 black kids in the school and like 30 Mexicans or whatever the fuck you wanna call em, all the white kids (everyone) think they know rap cause they listen to lil uzi and lil pump. We have no money whatsoever.Nobody is a rival to us in any sport but we hate everyone in any other school and most of the time students drink and smoke during the football games. Apparently cheerleading is sport which is some bullshit. Nothing good has ever come from Del val and ever will it's a shithole of aids and incest.
Del Val sucks dick
by potato nipple August 20, 2017
Delaware Valley Regionizzle High School be a regional, four-year hood high school n' school district, dat serves hustlas up in westside Hustladon County.
"Del Val" done been notified by tha State Popo dat yesterdizzle a hustla was caught at it afta admittin freestylin a funky-ass bomb threat at Delaware Valley Regionizzle High School ...
by Ezio_Shepard May 28, 2013
A lame school were 50% of the student body smoke or do drugs. A school were alot of the hot girls are sluts and have also probally have lost there virginity. And were most of the guys are druggies. But there is a gentle and bright colorful side of our school, for instence the princible is gay. Litterally. But there is an advantage to side that for instence this school is bright and decorated because of this. But there is a really bad side to del val its obsession with wrestling. The fact that this school is obsessed with 2 guys grabbing each other on the floor with there nuts in eaach others face is quite nasty. So i hope this helps you remember del val and help you picture what it is.
by fghfhgdhgfdhg September 13, 2006
fucking shitty ass school that i hate from the bottom of my heart. would drop out but my parents would stab me if i did that. also it’s full of trump supporters and all the guys are ugly. definitely wouldn’t recommend. thx 💘✌️
del val is shit
by Ya fucking girl October 17, 2020
Del Val Class of 09 is a class with alot of special talent. This class knows very well how to bring the rutkus everywhere they travel, the rutkus follows. Del Val class of 09 is also filled with slampigs, slamboars and slamsqueels. Which brings up another talent of the del val class of 09, which is bucking the slampigs. Main talents of this class. Bringing the RUK and bucking slampigs.
by Del Vals own neezy aka noel January 22, 2009