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Jesus v. Deities 

The theological or theomatical equivalent of an identity versus an equation—it is like comparing the infinite solutions of Christ to the extraneous or faux solutions of gods and goddesses.
Without Christ in the equation, it’s just an expression; a false prophet or guru would offer a faux or extraneous solution with quasi-zero suspicion from the flock they’re leading or deceiving—this is why people need to learn about the spiritual truths in the “Jesus v. Deities” eternal war.
Jesus v. Deities by Fasters January 30, 2023
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Detiesha 

A girl who is a spoilt brat and who has too much makeup! Crazy, funny and kind but is willing to kill a bitch!
She’s so Detiesha
Detiesha by LgjaneX99 June 1, 2018
Sandwiches you bring to work for lunch, but they are transported in your bag so they are dented.
Guy: Do you come with us to eat some lunch?
Colleague: No man, I brought denties.
Denties by Josttie September 10, 2018
1a. a crooked ass cop who steals
1b. place's evidance againgst you to frame you,
Watch out the derties are coming this way.
derties by phile1.scla May 20, 2003
d3ities is a popular artist in the RTC (roblox twitter community) who is funny and draws a heck ton, i also heard they really like delinquent from arsenal, the roblox game.
person 1: woah! is that D3ITIES?
person 2: dang, i wish they'd teach me how to draw!
derived from the word Dode, it is another name for canned beer.
Prepare the Doities
Doities by The Ab Lobster April 29, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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