derties
derties by phile1.scla May 20, 2003
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Stack'n Dirties
Upon discovering the water has been turned off, due to non-payment, the occupants of the home continue to use the toilet until it is filled to the brim with shit and sour piss .
Stack'n Dirties by C-Money666 January 11, 2020
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Jesus v. Deities
The theological or theomatical equivalent of an identity versus an equation—it is like comparing the infinite solutions of Christ to the extraneous or faux solutions of gods and goddesses.
Without Christ in the equation, it’s just an expression; a false prophet or guru would offer a faux or extraneous solution with quasi-zero suspicion from the flock they’re leading or deceiving—this is why people need to learn about the spiritual truths in the “Jesus v. Deities” eternal war.
Jesus v. Deities by Fasters January 30, 2023
The dirties
The dirties by Izik February 28, 2017
dropping dirties
dropping dirties by Joe Schaefer August 6, 2005
dertie
A term used in place of bro, brochahco, brah, dude, man and so much more. Usually used when person wants to be hip, cool, unique, and a trend setter.
Person 1 : "Hey can you grab me my toothbrush?"
Person 2 : "Oh yeah, fer sure dertie!!!"
Person 1 : "Dertie?...Oh you're so trendy!!!"
Person 2 : "Oh yeah, fer sure dertie!!!"
Person 1 : "Dertie?...Oh you're so trendy!!!"
dertie by smallneckedgiraffe April 2, 2011
Dirtiest Sanchez
It is the same as Dirty Sanchez but on a woman that already has a moustache.
After having anal sex, the man gave the mustache woman a dirtiest sanchez.
After having anal sex, the man gave the mustache woman a dirtiest sanchez.
Dirtiest Sanchez by smelldonut August 17, 2016
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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