Dode

A derivative from the word 'chode,' essentially meaning a penis that is significantly skinnier than it is wide. Some might call it the anti-chode.

Dode....#2 pencil....you be the judge

by The Dung Beetle May 4, 2009

Dode

A variation of the word "dude" shouted at strangers in the street solely to make them shit themselves.

"Hey, look at that dode over there minding his own business, lets make him soil his pants"
"DOOOOOOOOOODEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

by Boaby Wench October 30, 2017

Dode

A retarded retard.

Oh...Look at Tyler, he's drunk and being a Dode again.

by Yung A Manneyy July 14, 2011

Dode

An exceedingly stupid person. A fucking braindead specimen.

Look at Chris over there. I can't believe he hasn't been diagnosed with a mental disability. He's such a dode!

by Sleepless Jack July 6, 2021

Dode

A derogatory term for a child, typically young, though not always.

Julie isn't coming to the party, she couldn't find a babysitter for her dode.

by Waruiko December 30, 2011

Dode

When a Women has a SHort Vagina. Not a Tight Pussy. But a short vagina that cannot fit a Penis all the way in it. In other words the penis reaches the end of the uterus without full insertion.-Antony Basta

My girlfriend has a Dode. I couldn't fit my 6.5 incher in all the way

by Vansbutsneakers April 21, 2009

Dode

A penis that is wider than it is long.

Even when fully erect, John's dode still couldn't fit inside his girl's tight pussy.

by Brawndo April 28, 2008