Doities 

derived from the word Dode, it is another name for canned beer.

Prepare the Doities

Doities by The Ab Lobster April 29, 2009

dusts my doilies

That feeling you get when immature blue hedgehogs get on your nerves

"Oh! He really dusts my doilies!"

dusts my doilies by TheHeavenlyBuddy August 6, 2016

Jesus v. Deities 

The theological or theomatical equivalent of an identity versus an equation—it is like comparing the infinite solutions of Christ to the extraneous or faux solutions of gods and goddesses.

Without Christ in the equation, it’s just an expression; a false prophet or guru would offer a faux or extraneous solution with quasi-zero suspicion from the flock they’re leading or deceiving—this is why people need to learn about the spiritual truths in the “Jesus v. Deities” eternal war.

Jesus v. Deities by Fasters January 30, 2023

ass doilies 

Plain and simple: those flushable paper toilet seat covers!

Hey Marge! Can you get an old T-shirt out of the van please? They're out of ass doilies in here!

ass doilies by Telephony July 22, 2019

deities 

Multiple gods or goddesses. Plural form of deity.

May be used to both refer to multiple gods of a singular religion (polytheism) or various gods or goddesses from multiple religions.

- Thor and Odin are Germanic/Norse pagan deities.

deities by Volta March 27, 2008

chorttley-waffle-doilies

a doily madre of waffles filled with laughing gas, only to be eaten during a lunar eclipse.

"your full of chorttley-waffle-doilies today"

chorttley-waffle-doilies by Jeranimo February 27, 2008

Hottie Dotties 

Cute freckles on a female.

That Lucy Lui has some major Hottie Dotties on her face.

Hottie Dotties by Callaway86 February 10, 2017