Deeto 

A smol dorito. Something you can call someone that you care about.

You are my deeto.

Deeto by imsupercooliswear May 1, 2017

deeto 

A weird homage to the expression "deet", a short term for detail.

Samantha: Whoa, you gave him the finger! Give me more of the deetos, fo'!

deeto by aversatilefella August 7, 2013

Deeto 

"Deeto" or "Deeting" is inspired by the Pokemon Ditto, who has the ability to take form of another pokemon. This term refers to people who pretend to be in a similar profession or field of expertise so that they can either add value to their argument or win an argument. Used mostly online where the true nature/background of a person is hidden.

Pretender: I know what I'm talking about, I have been programming for 10 years..
Guy 2: No you're just a deeto.
Guy 3: This guy is just deeting stuff lmao.

Deeto by Wesus K November 6, 2021

deeto

when your really derpy and horny at the same time

im feeling really deeto right now!

deeto by QwertyDorito April 23, 2026

deebo samuel

Father of Aaron Donald

Aaron Donald: Dad can I get some sprinkles on my ice cream

Deebo Samuel: no!

deebo samuel by Levi’s South May 19, 2021

Leaky Deeter

When the penis decides to leave a little present in your undies.

After taking a piss I made sure to shake it off, but I still had a leaky deeter.

Leaky Deeter by M Mac April 18, 2010

DEET and yeet 

When your parents would douse you in bug spray and throw you out of the house so they could have some peace and quiet.

"The best part of summer vacation was when my mom would DEET and yeet me out of the house after breakfast and not unlock the door until dinner."

DEET and yeet by MichSully March 31, 2020